Britney shaves head

[macktastic brake grabber]

The media just had to let us know that ms. britney shaved her head and there are some people claiming they have samples for sale on ebay.

Maybe she wanted her curtains to match her rug!!
mack:slappers:

[ChefQ]

No more Brit Shit:cry:

[Mad Scotsman]

Hmmm....I want to baste her bald head in my juices... :crazy:

[Mad Scotsman]

Britney creeeepy....

http://wgcl.images.worldnow.com/images/6107467_BG1.jpghttp://www.orange-papers.org/orange-Manson_girls_shaved2.jpg

[Brizz]

So it just makes her even more useless to this planet...

[leviathin]

wait, how would hair make her less useless, she was never attractive to begin with.

[Mad Scotsman]

So it just makes her even more useless to this planet...

You know you want to crack her head open and scoop out the coconut in it... :hump:

[Sonic Boom]

I'm an attention whore because I cant write/make music anymore... LOOK AT ME!!! I SHAVED MY HEAD!!!

Fucking Mouthbreather.

[Brizz]

You know you want to crack her head open and scoop out the coconut in it... :hump:

mmmmmm:drink:

[leviathin]

Fucking Mouthbreather.


thats awsome :lol:

[Sortarican]

I heard she put on a space diaper and is driving down to steal Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

[Sonic Boom]

bwahahahahaha! That's funny

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Shaved gash, shaved head, she's running out of paparazzi moments.....

[Brizz]

I heard she put on a space diaper and is driving down to steal Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

Now there is no hair between her head and the tinfoil so that the aliens cant read her thoughts....:alien:

[Sortarican]

Now there is no hair between her head and the tinfoil so that the aliens cant read her thoughts....:alien:

Shit Brizz, you're right, I never thought of that!

(Insert sounds of footsteps running off......BZZZZZZZZZZZ.....footsteps running back.)

Whew, that was close.
Thanks for the heads-up man!

[Brizz]

Anytime!!

[macktastic brake grabber]

i thought you guys would never chime in

[salsashark]

Damn... she stole my haircut!

That's it, there's gotta be a lawyer somewhere that will take this case...

[Mental]

I caught the tail end of an interview with her once as I was walking through the living room. She was telling some story about the paparazzi chasing her and then she goes into a resturuant and see Pierce Bronsnan. She said "I wondered; How come they aren't bothering him?"

OK honey, I know you're from Lousey-anna, but lets backtrack here. Is Pierce a spectacle? OK, are you a spectacle? No no, the answer is yes, yes you are.

You live in the public eye, pull stunts like this and wonder why they won't leave you alone. Thats just the same as the girl with the lowcut shirt and pushup bra complaining that you're looking at her chest in bar.

[Suki]

I heard she put on a space diaper and is driving down to steal Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

she's probably upset that deceased gets more coverage than she does.

[Brizz]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/Briz781/britneylookslikegollum.jpg