Devaclis
Tue Feb 27th, 2007, 02:18 PM
THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE,
EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS. A NIGHT OF TALL TALES APPEARS
TO LIE AHEAD....
THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, 'I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST
COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL.
IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH
MY
BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH.'
THE GUY FROM TEXAS COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. 'THAT'S NOTHING, I WAS
WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER
SLID
OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH
MY BARE HANDS, BIT ITS HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP.
AND
I'M STILL HERE TODAY.'
THE COWBOY FROM SOUTH DAKOTA REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE
COALS WITH HIS PECKER.
EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS. A NIGHT OF TALL TALES APPEARS
TO LIE AHEAD....
THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, 'I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST
COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL.
IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH
MY
BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH.'
THE GUY FROM TEXAS COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. 'THAT'S NOTHING, I WAS
WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER
SLID
OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH
MY BARE HANDS, BIT ITS HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP.
AND
I'M STILL HERE TODAY.'
THE COWBOY FROM SOUTH DAKOTA REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE
COALS WITH HIS PECKER.