Scribbler
Thu Mar 1st, 2007, 03:26 PM
A man walks into a shop, there are clocks and various timepieces displayed along the walls and in the showcases.
He strolls up to the counter where a shy looking woman is waiting to attend to customers, unzips his pants, and places his penis on the counter.
The woman blinks a few times then looks up at the man and says "I'm sorry sir, I think you misread our sign...this is a Clock Shop."
The man replies, "Oh yes I know, I'd like you to add two hands and a face." :D
He strolls up to the counter where a shy looking woman is waiting to attend to customers, unzips his pants, and places his penis on the counter.
The woman blinks a few times then looks up at the man and says "I'm sorry sir, I think you misread our sign...this is a Clock Shop."
The man replies, "Oh yes I know, I'd like you to add two hands and a face." :D