Race Team Names?

[Sortarican]

Dana (Devaclis) and I are piecing together an '89 CBR600F track bike.
We didn't get it done in time for the CSC track day but hope to have it ready before the end of the season and at least take it up to Jay's house..um I mean IMI.

So we're still working on a race team name and I'm soliciting input from the group.
It should preferably reflect the complete lack of speed, talent, finesse, and style that he and I stand for.

Some names we've kicked around (vote for one or add your suggestions):
(Dana,PM me any I've forgotten and I'll edit them in.)

1) Kitesurfer Racing
2) Stinky Weazle Teet Racing
3) Pollarican Racing
4) Venture Bros. Racing (Go Team Venture!)
5) Teenage Mutant Honda Turtles
6) Frankenhonda Racing
7) At Least It Isn't A Kawi Racing. (Thanks for the can DK.)

[Mother Goose]

I vote for #1 :lol:

[64BonnieLass]

[quote=Sortarican;199186]
It should preferably reflect the complete lack of speed, talent, finesse, and style that he and I stand for.

Based on the above guidelines I vote:
1) Kitesurfer Racing
OR
3) Pollarican Racing

[rforsythe]

#7! :lol:

[sky_blue]

Browsing in a music store like 15 years ago, I saw a CD for a band called "Dirt Clod Fight." I always thought that would be a cool name for something...

[puckstr]

The Organ Donors
Roadrash Racing
Skidmark

my 2 cents worth

I like the stinky weasel teets one.

I want a custom plate on my bike that just says DOA (i told my mom that when I was 16 and for some reason I was not allowed a bike)

[RYBO]

Hungover Racing
Spin Cycle Racing
Team Pucker Factor
Anti-Kaw Racing
Team Valdez

[Mother Goose]

Ludicrous Speed Racing

[salsashark]

hmmmm.... inline with your team description

[Sortarican]

The Organ Donors
Funny, but don't want to tempt fate.

Hungover Racing
Appropriate!

Ludicrous Speed Racing
They've gone to plaid!

[Devaclis]

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Motorsports

[InlineSIX24]

Ass-Fault Racing?

[puckstr]

Ass-Fault Racing?

nice

[konichd]

"This bike is faster with a Kawi exhaust Racing" :dunno:

[RYBO]

"This bike is faster with a Kawi exhaust Racing" :dunno:

It's a 20 year old motorcycle... can we even begin to use the word "fast" in any sentence that relates to it?

So....in that light

Stonehenge Racing
Team Fossil
Extinction Racing

[puckstr]

I guess my 1986 would be....

LO-Tech Racing

[Mental]

Ludicrous Speed Racing
+1

Or Tipsy Women Acquisition Team
(do the acrynym)

[Mother Goose]

Concubine Racing

[Devaclis]

IDBFTW

[McVaaahhh]

Chicken Strip Racing
Team SortaSlow
Renaissance Racing (sponsored by Bob's Moat Diggers)

[DevilsTonic]

push-start racing?

[Mother Goose]

IDBFTW
In Da Butt For The Win??

[Devaclis]

^^ Werd :)

[lightning126zp]

You can take your first pet's name and add it to the street name you guys grew up on (with a hyphen)...oh wait...I think that's a naming thing for something else :D

[636Chick]

I'm for ass-fault racing that great

Kinda like frankenhonda only because we have one in our garage!!!!!!

[Mother Goose]

You can take your first pet's name and add it to the street name you guys grew up on (with a hyphen)...oh wait...I think that's a naming thing for something else :D
Marmalade-17th ave.?? :lol:

[636Chick]

Tobey-Grande

Sounds like a porn star!!!

[Devaclis]

Miss Pussy Elm Street?

[64BonnieLass]

Whistler Irwin!

[puckstr]

Prissy Maywood


Cheaper than Therapy Racing ?

Lobotomy Racing

[sprtbkbabe]

Whatever happened to Ace and Gary :slappers:

[Mental]

sprtbkbabe (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/member.php?u=546) = best avatar evar!

I don't even think anyone remembered The Young Ones

[Sortarican]

It's a 20 year old motorcycle... can we even begin to use the word "fast" in any sentence that relates to it?
Stonehenge Racing, Team Fossil, Extinction Racing

Oh no you didn't just dis us again!:x
How's about:
Crash it like ya borrowed it racing?
(:idea: Then again, Team Fossil might get us sponsorship money from the watch company.)

I guess my 1986 would be....
LO-Tech Racing
See Scott, there's much nicer ways to say the same thing.:lol:

+1
Or Tipsy Women Acquisition Team
(do the acrynym)
HeHe....he said twat!

Chicken Strip Racing
Team SortaSlow
Renaissance Racing (sponsored by Bob's Moat Diggers)
You funny, I kill you last!
(The moat digger thing?......that's some funny shit there!)

push-start racing?
Terri already reserved that name.:(

You can take your first pet's name and add it to the street name you guys grew up on (with a hyphen)...oh wait...I think that's a naming thing for something else

Porn Names!
Mine's Sham Van Buren.:hump:

[Sortarican]

Whatever happened to Ace and Gary :slappers:

I hate you Shanaynay.:cussing:

(Besides, we'd have to ride two up.)

[mclarke]

Chuck Mulberry....

I kind of like that!

[I`m Batman]

#7! :lol:
+1

[puckstr]

sprtbkbabe (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/member.php?u=546) = best avatar evar!

I don't even think anyone remembered The Young Ones

Vivian Fucking ROCKS

I remember them. You bastard, you ruined the Lentls!!!!

[sprtbkbabe]

(Besides, we'd have to ride two up.)


a sub-frame would work, boyz! :eyebrows::wtf:

Now, who's Ace and Who's Gary? Toyt-end or receiver?

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Team Homo Erectus

Molassas Racing

The Speedy Sphincters

The Rippin' Rectums

The Colossal Colons

The Blazing Buttholes

Team Constipated....we can't pass NOTHING!

Er......nevermind....:)

[Sortarican]

I guess I should have expected this:
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[sprtbkbabe]

Vivian Fucking ROCKS

I remember them. You bastard, you ruined the Lentls!!!!

Who could come up with a gem like, "Every morning I take a good poo before I get out of bed." Vivian :shocked:

[Sortarican]

Team Constipated....we can't pass NOTHING!

I just blew milk out my nose.

[puckstr]

Team Constipated....we can't pass NOTHING!



Classic!

How bout

Team Speed ERacer
Team Glaicer Flow

Thats all I got:oops:

Almost 5pm WOO HOO:hump:

[merlin]

Cheaper than Therapy Racing ?


STOLEN!

I was going to use Ghetto-Licious Racing on the RZ (To match the color-shifting rattlecan paint) when and if I ever get it going, but I like this better. And it saves me the pain of that paint job :: grin ::

Merlyn

[lightning126zp]

Slo1300 or Slo1298...you can name it after of before Jay :)

[Slo1299]

Jay's house, do I really go there that often? :)

You could use my idea like:
Rice Paddy Racing, I can even sponsor you guys with the hat!!!!!

[lightning126zp]

Jay's house, do I really go there that often? :)

You could use my idea like:
Rice Paddy Racing, I can even sponsor you guys with the hat!!!!!
Same hat you had at IMI when I was there? I like it!

[Slo1299]

Hehehe, here it is!!!!

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/1870/cscraceday014zm2.jpg

[#1Townie]

the happy hampsters...

[King Nothing]

Douche bags on wheels motorsport racing super happy fun time honda sucks drink beer slap hos nappy headed white guys team

[RYBO]

Oh no you didn't just dis us again!:x
How's about:
Crash it like ya borrowed it racing?
(:idea: Then again, Team Fossil might get us sponsorship money from the watch company.)


See Scott, there's much nicer ways to say the same thing.:lol:




I'm NOT Scott.....I'm RYBO....damn you for continuing to get us confused like this.

[Canuck]

Number 4 all the way!

[Sortarican]

Slo1300 or Slo1298...you can name it after of before Jay :)
LOL, Team 1300, cause we come after 1299.
(Or maybe bump that number up a little higher.)
Jay's house, do I really go there that often? :)
You could use my idea like:
Rice Paddy Racing, I can even sponsor you guys with the hat!!!!!
We were comenting last night on how fast you were on Sunday.... and that you were the only one with your own umbrella girl.
True story, I was trying to get a sanpan hat the day before and couldn't find one. Cracked me up when I saw yours.
Gonna one-up ya next time though and show up with on of these:
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Douche bags on wheels motorsport racing super happy fun time honda sucks drink beer slap hos nappy headed white guys team
I don't even think that the acronym of that would fit on the fairing.
I'm NOT Scott.....I'm RYBO....damn you for continuing to get us confused like this.
RYBO needs to grow the evil Spock goatee so we can more easily identify who's who.
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[Mental]

Vivian Fucking ROCKS

I remember them. You bastard, you ruined the Lentls!!!!
Who could come up with a gem like, "Every morning I take a good poo before I get out of bed." Vivian :shocked:
http://www.dvdork.com/uploads/young5.jpg

"Viva El Presidente!"

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40614000/jpg/_40614489_youngonessick203.jpg

"Ever do it on a bean bag chair? Baby, I do it inside bean bag chairs"


Hey, to tie this back in, call your team "The Young Ones" or "The (not so) Young Ones" You can put 4 stars on the front of your helmet and a big Anarchy A on the side of the bike.

[Slo1299]

We were comenting last night on how fast you were on Sunday.... and that you were the only one with your own umbrella girl.
"We", who was talking about the lil asian guy? Haha, yeah was nice having Chelsea there..... I wasn't that fast anyways, but a decent start for my first time there. Can't wait to go back later this month.

True story, I was trying to get a sanpan hat the day before and couldn't find one. Cracked me up when I saw yours.
Gonna one-up ya next time though and show up with on of these:
4838


That would be funny as hell, my long lost brother!!!!

[Bassil Duwaik]

Oh no you didn't just dis us again!:x
How's about:
Crash it like ya borrowed it racing?
(:idea: Then again, Team Fossil might get us sponsorship money from the watch company.)

loooooooooooool wreck it llke you stole it or better yet 5 dollar make you holla

[Sortarican]

..... I wasn't that fast anyways, but a decent start for my first time there...

There's a point Jay, where modesty turns into,
"Yeah Right!, Pull the other one, it plays Jingle Bells."

You were running better lap times than some of the Racer class guys.
(All those hours at IMI have definitly payed off.)
Plus your own umbrella girl and that cool pimped out 'busa is yours right? (You get additional points for style.)

Hey, we need one more person with a big sanpan hat to call ourselves Three Storms/Lo Pan Racing.

[Slo1299]

Yeah the Busa is mine, I will be "pimping" it maybe on sundays ride.

Hell, you call it Lo Pan Racing and I'm in hahaha.....

[Sortarican]

Yeah the Busa is mine, I will be "pimping" it maybe on sundays ride.

Hell, you call it Lo Pan Racing and I'm in hahaha.....

How about: Slo Pan Racing

[Slo1299]

That's even better!!!

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

How about: Slo Pan Racing
How 'bout, in deference to Jeff and Dana's advanced ages, "Bed Pan Racing"?:)

[Sortarican]

How 'bout, in deference to Jeff and Dana's advanced ages, "Bed Pan Racing"?:)

Hey Frank?
Just cause you sleep with 13 year olds, it doesn't mean you're young.

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Hey Frank?
Just cause you sleep with 13 year olds, it doesn't mean you're young.
Yeah.....but it makes me FEEL young!:)

[Sortarican]

LOL,
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[~Barn~]

Team Medicare

[PhotoMotard]

5 wives racing

popular in Utah and Puerto Rico. Think of the sponsorship opportunities.



Robbie "whiteshoes" johnson

[Sortarican]

5 wives racing

popular in Utah and Puerto Rico. Think of the sponsorship opportunities.



Robbie "whiteshoes" johnson

7 Wives Racing....Dana has an ex and his current, the ever-popular Piezy.

[Devaclis]

Cooter Racing

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Team Whisker Biscuit.

[Sweetie Pie]

How about Toad Tavern Racing? They need to sponsor you guys for all the money Dana makes me spend there buying him drinks!:drink:

[MAZIN]

Puck Had It .......TEAM SKID-MARK, The motto could be "if we dident leave one on the track, we definatly have one in our pants!"

[Buddau]

Team Skid Mark is my favorite so far.