Dear Amy: My hot neighbor is having my 14 year old boys rub lotion on her.....

[Kanabiis]

This 'advice' letter is hilarious....

Dear Amy..... (http://www.denverpost.com/lifestyles/ci_6544653)

My advice.... quit being such a prude pussy.... =):hump:

Bow chica bow wow....

[McVaaahhh]

Damn, lucky kids. :boobies:

[MAZIN]

I would say that they needed to get a stock pile of baseballs and sunscreen :) let the boys have they're fun man...Just teach them that when baseball season comes fouls are not acceptable.

[Kanabiis]

I would say that they needed to get a stock pile of baseballs and sunscreen :) let the boys have they're fun man...Just teach them that when baseball season comes fouls are not acceptable.

The solution is easy, move the foul line... its no longer a foul ball, ITS A HOMERUN...

"Don't look now Jimmy but it looks like the kid is doing a little celebration with the neighbor, is she naked, why yes, yes she is, and whats she doing with his bat??"

[salsashark]

I think the dad's just jealous that his kids have gotten farther with her than he has!

[clustermagnet]

dads a fundamentalist crazy man. poor kids

why not educate?

then he wont need a damn fence

[ghostrider_9]

They should have posted pics . . .

[dapper]

I would give my twin sons a hi five for being neighborly. :)

[salsashark]

My co-worker just read the article...


His quote:
"Tell the dad that if they're not applying the lotion there... Their applying it somewhere else..."

[clustermagnet]

My co-worker just read the article...


His quote:
"Tell the dad that if they're not applying the lotion there... Their applying it somewhere else..."

hah

[clustermagnet]

My co-worker just read the article...


His quote:
"Tell the dad that if they're not applying the lotion there... Their applying it somewhere else..."

Girlfriend says
"
they're probably rubbing lotion on their dad
"
ha ha ha:slappers:

[Mental]

My co-worker just read the article...


His quote:
"Tell the dad that if they're not applying the lotion there... Their applying it somewhere else..."
Oh 14 year old boys? They're doing both. Dad's just tourqed becuase the amount of crunchy towels in laundry has doubled

[All-Labout-me]

I say refrigerate the sun screen lotion then apply to her back.
Now they are being good neighbors AND getting an education.

[clustermagnet]

backdoor the fucking neighbor!

pop

[MAZIN]

The solution is easy, move the foul line... its no longer a foul ball, ITS A HOMERUN...

"Don't look now Jimmy but it looks like the kid is doing a little celebration with the neighbor, is she naked, why yes, yes she is, and whats she doing with his bat??"

True that man true that!

I'm also reminded of 1 of the 10 commandments.
-Love thy Neighbor

[mclarke]

:lol: crunchy towels.... lol

[Sortarican]

That could ruin the kids future.
Think what would have happened if Carlton Fisk had grown up next door to her.
4887

[Mother Goose]

I'm wondering how the dad knows how she sunbathes. Topless, arms not tight to her side, always on her stomach... hmmm. :think: I think the dad is pissed that the kids get to actually touch her while he can only look through his binoculars! :lol:

[Chris]

sounds better then my friends 40yo neighbor who likes to walk around topless in the backyard downtown.

[nlh8584]

I would give my twin sons a hi five for being neighborly. :)


amen

[Hoopty]

I say refrigerate the sun screen lotion then apply to her back.
Now they are being good neighbors AND getting an education.

LMAO BRILLIANT!!! :guinness:

[TFOGGuys]

sounds better then my friends 40yo neighbor who likes to walk around topless in the backyard downtown.
Is she hot?:spit:

[Alchemist]

"I found her behavior inappropriate, because my boys are at the age when they notice girls, and because she doesn't always keep her arms tightly at her side when sunbathing."

SERIOUSLY, not trying to be mean or cold, but at least they notice "girls"!

[~Barn~]

I only WISH I had this kinda material to rub-one-out to, when I was 14. :no: These little bastards must be beatin' themselves like it owes them money.

Dad's just pissed cause he ran track in highschool, instead.

"Cherish these moments boys." That's all the advise I would have.

[BryanGSXR600]

I think the dad's just jealous that his kids have gotten farther with her than he has!

lol thats what i was thinking :D

[(( LO LO ))]

I'm wondering how the dad knows how she sunbathes. Topless, arms not tight to her side, always on her stomach... hmmm. :think: I think the dad is pissed that the kids get to actually touch her while he can only look through his binoculars! :lol:

I was thinking the same thing. Didn't the dad say the fence was "high" enough to allow her privacy? Obviously "he" can see her sunbathe! haha:hump:

[pilot]

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