Girls of the CSC Calendar - 2008/09 Edition HERE!!!!!

[Vance]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Seeing as how Saturday was the premier opportunity for people to see the prototype print version of the calendar I'll make it official ---

The Girls of the Colorado Sportbike Club 2008/09 Calendar will be available SOON!

What is the Girls of the Colorado Sportbike Club calendar?
Its a charitable effort the fine ladies of the CSC do to raise money for the Racing 2 Save Lives charitable foundation you all know and support!
This is the 3rd production of this effort by the Colorado Sportbike Clubs fine upstanding women! :D

This year's effort is a 16 month calendar full of hottness and oozing sexyness galore from the pages!

That said - we're taking pre-orders for it now!

If you want your name on a list - you can send it to me via PM and I'll add you - however - if you want to guarantee your copy - you can pre-pay for it now!

Got to PayPal and send $20 to:
girls.of.the.csc.calendar@gmail.com

Be sure you include your name, (real and screen name), address, and phone number in your order so we can contact you about getting your calendar.

Need to have it shipped? No worries - its included in the price via USPS.

And the best part? Its tax deductible because the proceeds are going to the Racing 2 Save Lives!!!

You get hot women on your wall for 16 months!
R2SL gets to help more people out!
Karmic goodness all around!!!

And here's your first teaser view:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x201/Vancelvania/FrontCover-Revision5-smallforpostin.jpg

[clustermagnet]

oh wtf! :( hehe

it was funny!

[Suki]

damn you moderator/admins, you edit all the good stuff!

repost so i can read it!

[Sully]

dayum.. what the hell did I miss ??? :? :( booo.. :lol:

[DavidofColorado]

No preview pictures?

[Sully]

You weren't privi at the Halloween party... :lol:

[DavidofColorado]

No. I was to busy meeting everyone to see what they brought to sell.

[Vance]

I'll post "previews" soon.

[GiXXeRChicA]

cant wait to see this.

[Vance]

Teaser #1 added to my original posting about the calendar

[Canuck]

I'll take a special edition calendar with 12 months of Jeanna and her nurse outfit.

[Vance]

I'll take a special edition calendar with 12 months of Jeanna and her nurse outfit.

Sorry... those have been forever archived in my "PRIVATE" folder!

[Devaclis]

.

[Suki]

faaaaabulous!!!

[atrainthornton]

Um.....for the first time I wish I lived on the south side of the city as being a single guy, rare to find women of that that caliber up here that ride.:(

[suzinpink]

I wanna thank Vance for doing such an awesome job! LOVED the preview.... good work ladies!

[Devaclis]

Vance, I am gonna need that preview on a 10'x10' poster board, by lunch. Thanks!

[jenners319617]

holy crap, what's with all the deleted posts?

I have to say that Vance, did an AMAZING job! I love every single layout and all you girls look S-M-O-K-I-N-G!! xoxo


Buy em up peeps! :)

[Vance]

And for my first post of the morning ...

Teaser #2 & 3 to help wet your pre-sales appetite

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x201/Vancelvania/Jennifer.jpg

and

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x201/Vancelvania/Jenn.jpg


Thank you ladies for your kind words --- I just have to of course state the obvious coming off these two teasers... none of this would have been possible with out all the lovely ladies of the CSC stepping up and participating!

No come leg humpers! Get them pre-sales orders in!

[Timmay]

Alright Vance I ordered.

[Vance]

Alright Vance I ordered.

You're a good man Charlie Brown!

[mayhem]

whats up with the wanna-be sportbikes (kawis). could of at least used some real sportbikes......:)

[636Chick]

whats up with the wanna-be sportbikes (kawis). could of at least used some real sportbikes......:)

Cause hot chicks ride Kawi's!!!!!!!!!

[Vance]

whats up with the wanna-be sportbikes (kawis). could of at least used some real sportbikes......:)

Sounded like a challenge for me to post a more "diversified" teaser.
Hmmm...

Maybe tomorrow.

[mayhem]

Cause hot chicks ride Kawi's!!!!!!!!!


thats cause theres no power to be afraid of....:guns:

[AshliRider44]

Owe Owe!! Looking good Jen and Jen :) Cant wait to have this thing on my wall at home and at work :)

[puckstr]

Meow Dang that's hot.

Vance you did get my payment?

[BlueDevil]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x201/Vancelvania/Jennifer.jpg



Gonna be Feb 2008 all year long at the Eads residence....

Vance: Im peddlin these at work but no one here has paypal.... Any other options? Send a check or ?

[Vance]

Gonna be Feb 2008 all year long at the Eads residence....

Vance: Im peddlin these at work but no one here has paypal.... Any other options? Send a check or ?

Ummmm.... isn't that JANUARY you'll be locked in on in your case?

Sending in a check or perhaps coming to the release party when we have it (currently proposed/in the works for the 1st Saturday in December)...
Or I can work with them to deliver if there is a coordinated point of socialization. I'll leave it under the seat... and then they'll... oooh... how Miami Vice!

:lol:

[vmax2003]

hey there vance...where is the release party going to be at and what time?

[~Kat~]

Hey Vance....check with the girls, but last I heard, that weekend, a bunch of your "models" will be at 36 hours at Keystone. That's december 1st, right?

[Kendo]

and dont forget Pixel Art Photo and D2 Photography participated as well...so you should buy them.....

Nice job on the layout.

:)

[Vance]

Last teaser of the week...

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x201/Vancelvania/Ashli.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x201/Vancelvania/Shelby.jpg

Now if these teasers don't get your blood pumping...
You're probably already dead!

[Suki]

rawrrrrr Shelby rawks!!!!!

[Suki]

okay vance, i think that's enough of teasers! If you people want more, buy a calendar!!!

[~Kat~]

Ditto.

[Yellow Bullet]

:up:









No Cathy?:idea:

[Vance]

okay vance, i think that's enough of teasers! If you people want more, buy a calendar!!!

Yep...

That's it people...

No more teasers.

You want to know who's in the calendar and what they look like...

Time to pony up and get your pre-orders in.

[Vance]

Shameless bumpity
:leghump:

[Sortarican]

When's the signing party?
(Or should I plan on stalking each one individually?)

[Vance]

When's the signing party?
(Or should I plan on stalking each one individually?)

Signing party is to be determined.
Unfortunately the 17th is Bob's Track Day benefit - so it sounds like most of our ladies will be down there.

Likewise the 1st of December is the 36 Hours of Keystone or something - and a lot of ladies will be down there.

So right now - I'm working to hash out the logistics and getting them finalized. I'm hoping to take the calendar to the printer for initial review by the end of this week - so it'll be ready for direct sale fairly soon after that.

As soon as I know about a finalized signing party - I'll let everyone know.

[Devaclis]

December 29th would be a GREAT time for a signing party. There will already be a party going on anyway :)

[Sortarican]

Signing party is to be determined.
Unfortunately the 17th is Bob's Track Day benefit - so it sounds like most of our ladies will be down there.....

Think they'll be in from the printer by Bob's track day?
I could at least get the bulk of my stalking done there.

[64BonnieLass]

Unfortunately the 17th is Bob's Track Day benefit - so it sounds like most of our ladies will be down there.

Silly Girls of the CSC, actually riding their motorcycles and stuff. What are we thinking anyway??? :lol:

Mmmm....motorcycles. :hump:

[jplracing]

I think ralph got mad?

[Vance]

Think they'll be in from the printer by Bob's track day?
I could at least get the bulk of my stalking done there.

Yes,

I have some of our fine ladies volunteering to take calendars down there for direct sale (and yes - I'm sure SOME stalking too).

And Terri - it wasn't meant like THAT - I meant it was unfortunate the track day was the same day as the original proposal for the release party. I don't want to try to pull you ladies in two different directions if at all possible.

[64BonnieLass]

I know what you meant honey. I was just teasing you a lil. :)

Sounds great that the caledars will be ready soon. :yay:

[Devaclis]

Girls are icky!!!

I'll take two :)

[vmax2003]

Really looking forward to a signing party....YEA!!!!

[Bueller]

Come on let us have a Terri teaser ;)

[Sully]

Bueller.. just look at the Halloween pics.. muahahhahahha :devil2:

[Vance]

One last teaser may be posted...

But I won't tell you when or who its gonna be. ;)

[Devaclis]

Just like the calendar, this thread has been stickied. Vance, gimme your photobucket password :) Don't make me crack it.

[vmax2003]

I want mine all signed...lol

[Devaclis]

I want mine to be scratch and sniff.

[vmax2003]

Now thats a great twist on things...vance...can that be done...lol

[Sortarican]

I want mine to be scratch and sniff.
Yeah, but between Mel, Tamira, Krissy, Terri, Linda, Siobhan, and Sully...
who get's the Bitchy scent?

J/K....how about:
Mel - Rain Forest and Race Fuel.
Tamira - Jasmine and Yamalube.
Krissy - Vanilla and Nitros.
Terri - Ocean Mist and Asphalt.
Linda - Patchouli and Chain Lube.
Siobhan - Sandalwood and Honda Polish.
Sully - Cherry Blossom and Burning Tread.

[Yellow Bullet]

There is only 7 there... Aren't there 12 months in a year?

[Sortarican]

There is only 7 there... Aren't there 12 months in a year?

I only feel comfortable making fun of the girls I know.....
and who's boyfriends/husbands either have a sense of humor ....
or are much smaller than me.
(Shit...I forgot Jeanna, Janaynay, and Jen.)

[636Chick]

Yeah, but between Mel, Tamira, Krissy, Terri, Linda, Siobhan, and Sully...
who get's the Bitchy scent?

J/K....how about:
Mel - Rain Forest and Race Fuel.
Tamira - Jasmine and Yamalube.
Krissy - Vanilla and Nitros.
Terri - Ocean Mist and Asphalt.
Linda - Patchouli and Chain Lube.
Siobhan - Sandalwood and Honda Polish.
Sully - Cherry Blossom and Burning Tread.

:spit: Dear God I just pee'd ma pants, Jeffy you kill me!!!!!

[~Kat~]

Jeff, you have WAY too much time on your hands!!! But I gotta admit, it was funny as hell! Good thing I'm not part of this thing! :doublefinger:

[Devaclis]

Well, there is only 1 thing a kat (cat) can smell like

[Yellow Bullet]

Well, there is only 1 thing a kat (cat) can smell like
:puppy:

[vmax2003]

:shocked: way too funny :crazy:

[Devaclis]

No you pervs!! They smell like purring!!

[~Kat~]

:dunno:Ok Devaclis....are you going the cat crap route or cat nip? I'm curious.... :?

[Shortcake]

I only feel comfortable making fun of the girls I know.....
and who's boyfriends/husbands either have a sense of humor ....
or are much smaller than me.
(Shit...I forgot Jeanna, Janaynay, and Jen.)


don't worry about it Jeff... I'm really not all that offended that I wasn't assigned a scent :D haha

[~Kat~]

And what exactly does purring smell like? Please, enlighten me! :)

[~Kat~]

don't worry about it Jeff... I'm really not all that offended that I wasn't assigned a scent :D haha

Duh!! You would smell like shortcake and motor oil! :pointlaugh:

[Devaclis]

And what exactly does purring smell like? Please, enlighten me! :)

Cat food and sandpaper?

[~Kat~]

Well, I guess I could smell alot worse!

[Devaclis]

If I was a perv, which I am not, It would have been worse :)

I am a sweet, innocent, upstanding member of the CSC (shut the hell up DK)

[DANI]

Good Job on the calendar Vance.....it was great to see a preview at the Halloween party....My sister Ashli's page looked awesome as well as the pages of my other favorite girls Ree, Jeanna, Tamira, Mel & Terri

[Vance]

There is only 7 there... Aren't there 12 months in a year?

Actually this calendar is a 16 month affair... in truth its 19 girls in 16 months.

We had way too many hotties come out to help the effort come to fruition...
If there is such a thing as TOO MANY hotties. :D

Next year I'm hoping for just as many ;)

That said ... now you know why its such a bargain at $20. 16 months. 19 hotties. Ooogles a plenty!

[~Kat~]

OMG, I think I just threw up alittle! :puke:

[636Chick]

If I was a perv, which I am not, It would have been worse :)

I am a sweet, innocent, upstanding member of the CSC (shut the hell up DK)

***Krissy reads the above statement and proceeds to star choking on the candy bar that is being shoveled into her mouth.....in the process of doubling over slams her head into the desk and now has a large bruise on her forehead!!!****

Thanks Dana, I almost was over the sammich comment but......

.

[vmax2003]

If I was a perv, which I am not, It would have been worse :)

I am a sweet, innocent, upstanding member of the CSC (shut the hell up DK)

lol....:shocked:WHAT!!!

[Cat118!]

Yeah, but between Mel, Tamira, Krissy, Terri, Linda, Siobhan, and Sully...
who get's the Bitchy scent?

J/K....how about:
Mel - Rain Forest and Race Fuel.
Tamira - Jasmine and Yamalube.
Krissy - Vanilla and Nitros.
Terri - Ocean Mist and Asphalt.
Linda - Patchouli and Chain Lube.
Siobhan - Sandalwood and Honda Polish.
Sully - Cherry Blossom and Burning Tread.

I can't believe you left me off that list!!!! :cry:

[~Kat~]

I can't believe you left me off that list!!!! :cry:


Well, apparently a "Cat/Kat" smells like catfood and sandpaper. HMMMM. Not so sure what to think of that.:dunno:

[Sortarican]

I swear...damned if I do....damned if I don't.
Sorry Cat......how about:

Cat - Lotus and Leather.

[Beotch]

mmm race fuel



(Mel is now completely sidetracked and no longer remembers what she was going to post)

[~Kat~]

That's much better. :) See Cat, he's sorry. He just doesn't want you to scratch his eyes out at dinner!

[Cat118!]

Well, apparently a "Cat/Kat" smells like catfood and sandpaper. HMMMM. Not so sure what to think of that.:dunno:

I smell of Cigerettes and booze:drink:LOL

I smelll of a meadow after a fresh rain fall in the middle of Tuscany

[~Kat~]

Tim always tells me HE smells like roses....he's full of shit. Literally.

[Sortarican]

....I smell of a meadow after a fresh rain fall in the middle of Tuscany

You smell like a damp Dego?

[vmax2003]

You smell like a damp Dego?

:shocked::music: the hills are alive .....with the smell of cat....lol

[Cat118!]

:shocked::music: the hills are alive .....with the smell of cat....lol


everyone is in heaven Sniffing as much as their noses can sniff! :music:

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

You smell like a damp Dego?
Hey, get it right, dammit! It's DAGO! Sheesh.......:)

[Vance]

Update:

Ladies and Gentlemen I am proud to announce...
Barring any complications...

We are going to print with this badmofo project on or maybe even before Friday!

This means - if the draft run looks good - I'll have these babies in hand by the 16th!

[~Kat~]

Sweet Ass(es)!!! :hump:

[~Barn~]

.... of rich mahogany?
:dunno:

[vmax2003]

nice...now we just need a date for the signing party...lol

[pilot]

Any chance of an electronic version of the calendar coming out--such as for a desktop version? Not for free of course.

[~Kat~]

Kind of a good idea Pilot. For those who are pencil pushers and are stuck behind a desk all day, at least it could make their day a little better. Good thought! :)

[Devaclis]

Just have the girls send me their pics. I will keep them secret. I will keep them safe.

[vmax2003]

I bet you would...dana

[pilot]

Kind of a good idea Pilot. For those who are pencil pushers and are stuck behind a desk all day, at least it could make their day a little better. Good thought! :)
I had to sleep for an entire week and consume nothing but donuts and milk:yumyum: to sustain enough energy to come up with the idea. Now, I'm totally exhausted and must see if anyone can deliver some milk and cookies to my door.

[vmax2003]

did you get my pm about the resume?

[Vance]

You know - that's an idea that had not been presented before.

I'm sure we could do some sort of an electronic version in a variety of resolutions for screen fit.

After all...
I did the production. No reason I couldn't make an electronic version too!

[mclarke]

too bad I cant have either at work! Stupid company harassment policy....

[~Kat~]

Don't worry Matt. I can't use them at work either, but I'm sure it will be on our walls at home, in Tim's truck, and on our computer soon enough!

[Vance]

So here's a question then...

Who would be up for an electronic version of the layouts for background images as an alternative and/or add on option to a printed calendar?

[Kristian]

Why not include an electronic version with the hard copy?

[Vance]

Why not include an electronic version with the hard copy?

Because - this is a totally separate avenue of concept and venture with this.
I'd prefer to keep them separate. Some people might want electronic only because they have no use for a calendar. Same as some people might not have a use for the electronic version. Why waste media and such and have to jack up the price needlessly? Better to keep them separated IMO.

[mclarke]

Are you saying redo the layouts for electronic and not using the existing?

[Yellow Bullet]

You could always take the pics that you have and put merge them together in PS and make it 1280x1024 for a wallpaper. That way you have a calander and you have "The scenery"

[Vance]

Are you saying redo the layouts for electronic and not using the existing?

No - I'm saying I'd have to adjust the layouts as they stand now to be "screen" sized / framed instead of "paper" sized.

It would re-working the layouts - but it would take some time and effort. That being the case - It would have to be a separate venture from the print calendar and take me a little time.

I'm just trying to gauge if people would be genuinely interested as a deliverable before I started taking the time and effort to put it together.

[Devaclis]

No, give me a paper calendar that I can take to the bathroom with me. I hate sitting on the toilet with a laptop on my lap. They get to freaking hot!

[Bueller]

No, give me a paper calendar that I can take to the bathroom with me. I hate sitting on the toilet with a laptop on my lap. They get to freaking hot!
Try hanging one from a shower cozy:banghead:

BTW are these waterproof?

[vmax2003]

No, give me a paper calendar that I can take to the bathroom with me. I hate sitting on the toilet with a laptop on my lap. They get to freaking hot!

and not to mention getting zapped if you have a happy ending....lololol:crazy:

[Sully]

:idea: Maybe you could pay extra and have them laminated :)

[Bueller]

:idea: Maybe you could pay extra and have them laminated :)
The laptops?

[Sully]

:lol:.. no.. :slap:.. the pages of the calendar silly ! :eyebrows:

[Bueller]

Ohh........OK, I'll put the laptop in big Zip-Seal Bag :siesta:

[Vance]

Bumpity...

This is it ladies and gentlemen...
The calendar has gone to press!

If you have pre-ordered - THANK YOU!
You'll get yours as soon as the full run is received from the printer.

Likewise - if all goes well - there will be copies available this weekend for Bob's Benefit ride in Pueblo. Pre-payment copies ARE NOT available for pickup in Pueblo!!!! Please keep note of this as the ladies who will be taking copies down will be doing so for direct sale only (and signing at their choosing) at a cost of $20 per.

Signing / Release Party is still in the works. Posting on that will come as soon as I know!

And now...

Your last teaser:

Two of our Three "T"s in alphabetical order ;)

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x201/Vancelvania/Tamara.jpg

and

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x201/Vancelvania/Tamira.jpg

[Devaclis]

Sweet Jeebus!

[Vance]

Told ya there was mass hotness abound!
And you've only seen a taste!
:)

[Vance]

11/19/2007 Update:

The calendars are now available for sale.

If you have pre-ordered - I will be contacting you regarding meeting up to get your copy to you - or shipping your copy if you are not in the immediate Denver-Metro area.

If you did not and would like to purchase one - please let me know. We can discuss opportunities to purchase.

I will be making some available for direct sale at a few of our sponsors like OTD Cycleworks and Faster as soon as I can get over to them.

[suzinpink]

<---- still bummed I didn't get assigned a smell......

Anyway, Vance I think December 7-9 are perfect days for a signing party. Mainly cuz I can go... and a party without me just isn't a party.... right? We need to set a date!

[konichd]

How come Jeanna looks like she's been out in the Sahara with Bear Grylls for 5 days?

Your photoshop skills are fuckin' phenominal Vance ;)

[Sweetie Pie]

I see that people are going to BWW tomorrow night. Any chance there will be calendars available there? Also, how did sales go at the track this weekend?

[vmax2003]

BWW sounds like a good opportunity to do that...

[Canuck]

Vance,
The 4th annual Turkey Bowl would be another great spot for sales/distribution.

[Vance]

Vance,
The 4th annual Turkey Bowl would be another great spot for sales/distribution.

Yeah...
Not sure I'm going to make that one either.
I might need some sales reps (aka the hotties) to handle that for me ;)

[Sweetie Pie]

It's official, I will have calendars for sale at BWW on Tuesday.

[Devaclis]

I will be signing them ahead of time, for a small fee of course.

[suzinpink]

I'm going to BWW's but will have the lit'le uns with me..... LOL

[RYBO]

I'm going to BWW's but will have the lit'le uns with me..... LOL


Knowing you're going to be there, I might just have to show up.

[suzinpink]

Knowing you're going to be there, I might just have to show up.


YAY! Lemme know.... I will bring your helmet!

[vmax2003]

It's official, I will have calendars for sale at BWW on Tuesday.

I will be there....yeppie!!

[Timmay]

Hey Vance how are we getting our Pre-sale Calendars? Just Curious.

[Vance]

Hey Vance how are we getting our Pre-sale Calendars? Just Curious.

I'll contact everyone who prepaid to see if there's a way for us to meet up if you're a local within the next few days. Otherwise I'll arrange for mailing.

[Devaclis]

I pre-paid, I want mine before everyone else. I want it hand delivered, and modeled for me too. It should also come with beer and some sort of charred beef with a burgundy sauce.

I guess I will just get it from ya sometime soon :)

[Sully]

Dana - I can deliver it to you.. but with a V8 and a can of spam.. will that work ?

[Devaclis]

YES! I love V8!! Make it spicy V8 and you have a DEAL!!

[Sully]

Anything for you babycakes... do they make a Spicy Low Sodium ?

[Devaclis]

No low sodium spicy V8 :(

[Vance]

Wow...
I'm now so confused I think I'm going to send Dana's calendar to him via Russian Air Freight.

[Devaclis]

Da!!!

[Cat118!]

Well sucks but I won't be at a signing.... my pic was accidently cut out of the calendar :cry:

Thats ok though the hottest hotties are still in there :hump:

[Devaclis]

You are still on the cover!! Hottie McHot Hot HOT!!!

[Sully]

You can still sign the cover.. Miss McHottie :p

[vmax2003]

I bought mine last night and the pics turned out good. no signage though...

[Sully]

You'll just have to wait for the signing party ! :boobies:

[GiXXeRChicA]

So how does a girl get on the next calendar?

[Suki]

So how does a girl get on the next calendar?

PM Vance, he's already in works for 2009 pretty soon!

[GiXXeRChicA]

im already on it.

[Brat]

:) were these printed at a certain # or is one still avail for purchase?

[BlueDevil]

Do we have a link or something where people can buy from? All the fogies at work want one but they dont know how to work this "paypal thing a ma jig" haha

In addition I think I can get copies moving if I have a way for the average Joe to get one other than paypal?

Thanks
D

[Vance]

:) were these printed at a certain # or is one still avail for purchase?

We have a limited number available - but the sales just started about 2 weeks ago - they are still available. PM me and let me know how many you need/want.

Do we have a link or something where people can buy from? All the fogies at work want one but they dont know how to work this "paypal thing a ma jig" haha

In addition I think I can get copies moving if I have a way for the average Joe to get one other than paypal?

Thanks
D

As for your "fogies" - let me know how many they want - and if you can collect the money I can get you the calendars. Would that work for you and the crew? LMK where you work and maybe I can deliver them too.

[BlueDevil]

Moola sent.

[BlueDevil]

Moola sent.



:dunno::think::sleeping::banghead:

[~Barn~]

Send me some fetti Dion. I'll at least write you a Thank You note.

[Sully]

Dion - :idea: maybe send Vance a pm as a reminder :)

[BlueDevil]

Dion - :idea: maybe send Vance a pm as a reminder :)


Yep did it..
Waiting on 3 Cals..

[Sully]

Can someone tell me what dates/months are F'd up ?.... :rant:... April.. and ?

[AshliRider44]

Can someone tell me what dates/months are F'd up ?.... :rant:... April.. and ?
The dates are messed up? I still haven't picked mine up so I didnt know that. Laaaaaaaaame.:banghead:

[Vance]

Ummm yeah - count me as curious too -- because if dates are screwed up - that means Microsoft's own calendar generation tool is screwed up - because that's where it came from.

[Sully]

Check out the April dates Vance... just duplicated two days :(