Brooke Hogan is sad.....

[motorcycleman]

There seems to be some confusion about the split between Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda, and apparently no one is more confused than Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda. Early reports by People.com and others said she filed last Wednesday and Hulk was genuinely surprised to hear the news. Now one new report says Linda doesn't really want to divorce ("She keeps saying to him 'Can't we find a way to make this work? She doesn't want to see the family break up.") and another says the split happened long ago and no one should be surprised ("Mr. and Mrs. Hulkster have been on the outs since June, and that the divorce filing was not a surprise to the Hogans or people who know the couple ... the couple even filmed part of their reality TV show 'Hogan Knows Best' when they were separated.")

The real question haunting the experts about these two is, would you bang their daughter? Here she is over the weekend at a pool near Miami Beach. I'm not sure what madman convinced a girl this thick to wear horizontal stripes, but I'm assuming he's gay and his mom beat him with a pool cue and now he hates women. In the mom's defense, I now would also like to beat him with a pool cue. Brooke Hogan is to sex what donkeys are to field goal kicking. I'm sure they could both technically do the job, but there has to be some better options out there somewhere.


(sorry, there were pics, however the link is not safe for work...so this is all you get...)


I would say Hulk's Lawyer arranged the Divorce to protect at least half (or all) of his assets in case his ass gets sued for everything he has since his son destroyed one of the best sleeper sports car ever, I would say critically injured passenger is going to be rolling in Hulk Hogan money.

Brooke's pics were ok, she's a thick girl, and looking at her grill, all I could think of is that flourescent yellow bandanna Hulk had wrapped over his dome back in the 80s when he was injecting steroids

[Kanabiis]

That divorce to hide the assets thing has been floating around all day, apparently started by someone who knows nothing about law. A divorce would not shield any assets from any lawsuit, PERIOD, unless the divorce somehow makes Nick no longer the son of his mother :drink:.

Second, while there will be a lawsuit launched, the hulkster's lawyer should be able to squash it fairly quickly. The injured party is a 24 year old MAN, who is responsible for his own actions, namely getting drunk, getting in the car with a drunk driver, and failing to put on his seat belt, resulting in his injuries. His parents suing the Hulkster is a money grab, period.

And as to Brooke being unhittable because shes thick?? Are you seriously claming that this girl is FAT?

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-10/12/xin_191003121712949220495.gif

On what planet?? Unless you like your women looking like 12 year old boys, I think you need to reevaluate what FAT is.

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7784/260brookehoganbikinijulow8.jpg

[Mental]

Plus 1 on Brooke Hogan being all kinds of hot. Dumb as a box of hammers, but hot. Women should be shaped like women, not pre-adolestant males. I didn;t buy it the first time Ralph Lauren tried to make me gay with those androgenous creepy basement commercials or Kate Moss, and I ain't buying it now. I like me some women that looks like women. My dog wouldn't screw Paris Hilton and he eats poop.

[Yellow Bullet]

I'll support her. :D

[salsashark]

Plus 1 on Brooke Hogan being all kinds of hot. Dumb as a box of hammers, but hot. Women should be shaped like women, not pre-adolestant males. I didn;t buy it the first time Ralph Lauren tried to make me gay with those androgenous creepy basement commercials or Kate Moss, and I ain't buying it now. I like me some women that looks like women. My dog wouldn't screw Paris Hilton and he eats poop.

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Couldn't agree more

[Kanabiis]

American males have been conditioned to become sexually attracted to unnatural looking women, and I dont understand it. Whatever floats your boat i guess, but these images disgust me... I cant imagine sucking on titties that are smaller then mine. You cant possibly tell me either of these 2 pencil thin girls look hotter then the pics I posted of Brooke.... with those big, beautiful breasts, and nice shapely thighs... mmmmmm

http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2006/12/nicole-richie-beach-01.jpghttp://www.splashnewsprints.com/image/Paris-Hilton-in-Maui-Hawaii-looking-great-in-a-new-bikini_353862.jpg

[Mental]

Exactly my piont, then compare and contrast with;
http://www.hispanianews.com/archive/2003/01/25/salma.jpg

[Yellow Bullet]

Seriously. You gotta have something to hold on to... You want to be able to throw them around, with our feeling like their gonna break.

[Sortarican]

I'd do Kate Moss. I dig Heroin Chic.
(I like a girl you can pick up and carry around the bedroom without busting a nut.)
http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/09/moss-kate.jpg

But yeah, I wouldn't do Paris with my dogs dick.

[Kanabiis]

Exactly my piont, then compare and contrast with;
http://www.hispanianews.com/archive/2003/01/25/salma.jpg

Selma is HOT... was just watching Dusk To Dawn the other night, turned to the homeis and said, "Selma Hyack has a big juicy fat ass, love to touch that hiney".....

[Yellow Bullet]

You guys need to get out more...http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-18.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-21.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-23.jpg

[Kanabiis]

You guys need to get out more...http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-18.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-21.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-23.jpg

yes I agree, her twins do not get out enough..... see how she keeps them locked up behind all that fabric.... a crime, I will be happy to punish her, all night.

[Yellow Bullet]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-22.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-17.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-5.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-3.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/Miller1-10.jpg

[Yellow Bullet]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/brooke-hogan-bikini-1-07.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/brooke-hogan-bikini-1-06.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/brooke-hogan-bikini-1-05.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/brooke-hogan-bikini-1-04.jpghttp://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/injoyin2004/brooke-hogan-bikini-1-03.jpg

[Kanabiis]

I'll take Brooke over this any day: (those wondering, its Kiera Knightly, recently named one of the top 10 hottest women in hollywood)

http://runningthroughrain.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/anorexia.jpg

[Sully]

This thread is somehow enlightening...

[Kanabiis]

This thread is somehow enlightening...

What, that there are actually men out there that enjoy women, not little girls? :)

[Mental]

I'll take Brooke over this any day: (those wondering, its Kiera Knightly, recently named one of the top 10 hottest women in hollywood)

http://runningthroughrain.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/anorexia.jpg
Very talented actress, but oh dear god that woman needs a steak sandwich

[Sortarican]

I'll take Brooke over this any day: (those wondering, its Kiera Knightly, recently named one of the top 10 hottest women in hollywood)

Yeah, but remember..the camera adds 10 pounds.:shocked:

(I like em thin.....but not Auschwitz thin.)

[Kanabiis]

Steak sandwich? She needs the whole cow.... arms are not sticks... and good god, what happened to her chest?? Believe it or not, but breasts are mostly made up of Fatty tissue, loose too much weight and the tits deflate and look like a couple of pancakes....

I honestly am not curious what she looks like naked.... I can already imagine, its a shame too, because looking like a naked 80 year old is not attractive.

[The Black Knight]

I'm going to have to agree. I'm not a fan of the "Heroin Addict" look. There's nothing hot about a woman who looks like she's one sneeze away from turning into dust.

I'm a total fan of curvacious woman. I love thick and juicy. When I look at a woman I want to see curves and a figure. Not a woman that looks like a flag pole.

There is nothing wrong with Brooke Hogan. She's perfect in size and has all the extra meat in the right places. AS far as Nicole Ritchie, Paris and Kiera Knightly, they have to be some of the most busted looking women I've ever seen.

As for Salma Hayek, DAMN! don't get me started on Latin woman. I think it's against Latin women's DNA to not be curvy. Latin women pack the heat.

[The Black Knight]

I'll take Brooke over this any day: (those wondering, its Kiera Knightly, recently named one of the top 10 hottest women in hollywood)

http://runningthroughrain.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/anorexia.jpg

Didn't she used to have breasts? I remember the first Pirates of the Carribean movie, she looked good. She needs to head straight to McDonalds and do the Super Size Me diet for a couple months.

[motorcycleman]

The Lollipop Head Girls could use a few Chipotle' 1000 calorie burrittos....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,164530,00.html

[Mental]

This thread is somehow enlightening...
I have always said that if a women could exist in the head of a typical man for 5 minutes, the whole diet and beauty industry would be put on its ear.

[puckstr]

Actually Brooke Hogan is FAT

She needs to shed about 10-15 lbs.

[motorcycleman]

Actually Brooke Hogan is FAT

She needs to shed about 10-15 lbs.

Too many Chipotle' Buritos.....

and the resemblence to said Hulkster is enough to make any man's Johnson go limp....

[Yellow Bullet]

5-10lbs is not fat dude...

[Sully]

What, that there are actually men out there that enjoy women, not little girls? :)

:yes:.. shockingly.. lol

I think Salma is beautiful, curvaceous, sexy.. along with Catherine Zeta Jones... but a lot of guys I see are with the stick figure anorexic girls.. <shrug> oh well.. there's someone out there for everyone.. :)

[VFR]

Selma is one of the hottest women around

When it comes to thin girls

Old and busted

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/paris_hilton_brit_2_small.jpg






New hotness

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1434/791351318_2f16294a38.jpg?v=0












thick girls

http://beyonce-knowles.celebritything.com/photos/beyonce_knowles_3.jpg

http://buzznet-14.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users12/vma/default/brooke_hogan--large-msg-115712880318.jpg


http://www.lahiguera.net/musicalia/artistas/mariah_carey/fotos/152/mariah_carey.jpg

[motorcycleman]

:yes:.. shockingly.. lol

I think Salma is beautiful, curvaceous, sexy.. along with Catherine Zeta Jones... but a lot of guys I see are with the stick figure anorexic girls.. <shrug> oh well.. there's someone out there for everyone.. :)



I am all for Salma, Catherine is ok, welsh, likes stinky old men.....

this link is not a declaration of guilded female preferences....

just recycling current events, and the fact that brooke is not that hot, if girl was a lollipop head @ buck 15 (115lbs) still not hot.....

truthfully, in my book, a hot chick is someone that can put together more than three syllables, does not smoke crack or meth, and does not want to stalk me and slice my tires if things don't work out...

[puckstr]

5-10lbs is not fat dude...

Depends where the extra 10 lbs is.

But I said she is 10 to 15 over.

She has thick ankles:shocked:

She will blow the FUCK up just like that inbreed Britney Spears

[mtnairlover]

...oh well.. there's someone out there for everyone.. :)

Tru dat;)


Oh and here's something else to consider...I told my classroom full of teenage boys earlier this week (cuz it was brought up in convo) that I'm considered obese in the medical world cuz I'm 40 #'s overweight. They're like "huh?"...yeah, so the whole number thing just doesn't jive either. More to think about.

[blue02celi]

somehow our weight standards got really jacked up through the years
Im 5'6 and weigh 190lbs. when I was in NY the height/weight limit for me was 155lbs when I was looking at getting into state troopers. I havent weighed 155 since I joined the military. I started the police academy in NY weighing about 220, lost about 25lbs during the 6 months and according to military standards and that health check thingie at the denver museum I am obese!! (or course obese just means excessive body fat, which most of us assume extremely overweight).

as far as women go, I am hispanic. curves are the way to go and if brooke hogan is fat then I love fat chicks. I've always told my fiance, I like syrup on my pancakes :hump:

[VFR]

Skinny chics break to easy. One headboard bang and POW: Dead

[Mental]

...truthfully, in my book, a hot chick is someone that can put together more than three syllables, does not smoke crack or meth, and does not want to stalk me and slice my tires if things don't work out...

I buy that as well. On the rare occasions I could get a girl in high school, I always had a thing for the smart ones.

We are talking about physical shapes, but yeah, if I talk to a girl and she's stupid, she does become physically unattractive to me.

I ain't hispanic but I married one, so maybe I am pre-dispositioned to curvy women. My wife will never by any strech of the imagination be an underwear model, but she has a dynamic smile, backs down from nothing, is without a doubt the sweetest person I met and carries herself with confidence. With the exception of her choice in men, she is also pretty smart. She doesn't command attention when she walk into a place, but peaple are drawn to her, she inspires loyalty and trust and peaple open up to her.

Another favorite saying of mine is the sexist thing a woman can wear is confidence. My understanding is that this works for men as well. Own your shape, own your look and enjoy your food.

[Sortarican]

... a hot chick is someone that can put together more than three syllables, does not smoke crack or meth, and does not want to stalk me and slice my tires if things don't work out...

LOL,
You wouldn't like any of my ex's then.

..obese in the medical world cuz I'm 40 #'s overweight...

The only thing abnormally large on you is that big warm heart of yours Sunshine.

[mtnairlover]

LOL,
The only thing abnormally large on you is that big warm heart of yours Sunshine.


Awww...:oops:

Ok, big ole hugs when I see's ya again...and maybe a smoochie or two as well, cuz I just luvs this time of year. Someone get me some mistletoe!

[puckstr]

Skinny chics break to easy. One headboard bang and POW: Dead


But fat chicks will break your back and your budget

[Yellow Bullet]

Awww...:oops:

Ok, big ole hugs when I see's ya again...and maybe a smoochie or two as well, cuz I just luvs this time of year. Someone get me some mistletoe!

*raises hand*

[mtnairlover]

Always trying to sneak in at that opportune moment, huh Chris?

Got some mistletoe?;-)

[McVaaahhh]

Maybe a mistletoe belt-buckle. :dunno:

[Canuck]

I always had a thing for the smart ones.

We are talking about physical shapes, but yeah, if I talk to a girl and she's stupid, she does become physically unattractive to me.


+1
One of the biggest reasons why I'm in love with Blanket :makeout:

[Yellow Bullet]

Always trying to sneak in at that opportune moment, huh Chris?

Got some mistletoe?;-)

Hahaha, you know how it goes.

[eaheer]

This is a funny topic.

[motorcycleman]

another look at brooke .....

now imagine yellow bandanna plasted on brookes dome, sans hair...

yeah.....:spit: