Happy B-Day Party for 3 CSC members :)

[Devaclis]

December 29th

Fat Frog Tavern

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=b3x&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=fat+frog+cafe&near=Littleton,+CO&fb=1&view=text&latlng=39613713,-105017627,16043064445163905711


Littleton, CO

Karaoke starts at 9:00

Dana, Vance, and MAYBE Jenenenene will be there to celebrate being 1 year older, being Capricorns, and being awesome enough to be born on the same day!!

I got Deb and Tony (the peeps in charge of the bar and the karaoke) to reserve almost the entire pub for the CSC :) Wooohoooo!!!!

Please come on down!

[rforsythe]

Maybe you can post up where this place is? :idea:

[Devaclis]

Then you would know how to get there. Don't make me ban you.

[pilot]

It has been a year since I gave you that stinky bottle of port?

[Matty]

wow a whole month in advance!!!!

[~Barn~]

I know where it's at! They have big mugs of beer there!

[Vance]

This message has been endorsed by the Vance for Something Campaign...

"Ladies and Gentlemen and fellow Kereokeites...

With a month's notice to this FINE FINE event...

Where Americans can truly make absolute fools of themselves with a mere microphone, a television, and flowing alcohol I say to you:

PREPARE TO GET YOUR GROOVE ON!

For I, one of your trio of candidates for Birthday Fool of the Night, am in full preparation to fire off a salvo of various tuneage for your listening pleasure or pain.

And there in I look to do what I can to make my constituency happy inebriated campers.

So bring me your tired, your hungry,... nahhh... screw that... bring my your requests, your ideas, your complex lyrical suggestions to see if I can - in a mere month's time - memorize them enough to have a successful - post-stary-night-shot - singing venture!

Thank you."

[King Nothing]

I'm busy that night.

[~Kat~]

I'm sure we will be there to help serinade you with our tone deaf ways! And Ralph, you would know where it was if you actually came out with us once in awhile! haha Just messin'. Hope to see all your smiling faces there! Jeanna...start pickin' your songs to sing that you won't remember til I show you pics the next morning!!!!

[~Barn~]

Will somebody do "I was country when country wasn't cool" with me? I want the Barbara Mandrell part though.

[64BonnieLass]

Get me drunk enough and I'll sing pretty much anything. :yay:

[~Barn~]

Get me drunk enough and I'll sing pretty much anything. :yay:

You'll sing, but will you play an instrument?
Hmmmm......?

:does Dr. Evil pinky-to-mouth:

[64BonnieLass]

LMAO. Oh Barn, you just cracked me up. Nice!!

But just think of it as us superior Gemini's singing for the pollacks. :)

[Mista Black]

fellow Kereokeites...

you just secretly invited kite, didn't you? some of us can see through your evil plans, you know....

I SMITE THEE!!!

[Matty]

Will somebody do "I was country when country wasn't cool" with me? I want the Barbara Mandrell part though.
common you know you wanna sing the Vagina song, lol.

[~Barn~]

As much as I hate to say it, I don't know if I know that song.
:dunno:

[Matty]

As much as I hate to say it, I don't know if I know that song.
:dunno:
i'll play it for ya.... this weekend.

[Shortcake]

You know I wouldn't miss such a fine event. This time I will try to act like a lady. hahaha

[puckstr]

You know I wouldn't miss such a fine event. This time I will try to act like a lady. hahaha


:music:ME TOO:music: :slappers:

[vmax2003]

You know I wouldn't miss such a fine event. This time I will try to act like a lady. hahaha

oh come on now....lol, are you feeling the love here...lol

[Spy007]

Ill be there!

[~Barn~]

Ill be there!

Hell yeah! Cody FTW!


















:D

[McVaaahhh]

Hell yeah, I'll be there. :up:

[Vance]

:music:You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips...
And there's no tenderness like before in your finger tipss.... :music:

Come on Wicky... Where's Mother Goose when we need the backup?

[Jmetz]

I'll be there. For reals. I will.

[Sortarican]

Just to clearify, Dana wasn't actually born.
He was assembled in his mother's womb using spare Honda parts
and his placenta was a combination of 10w40 and Honda polish.

[~Barn~]

and his placenta was a combination of 10w40 and Honda polish.

And a good pilsner.

[Jason ON]

Perhaps. I'll have to check my schedule.

[Mother Goose]

:music:You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips...
And there's no tenderness like before in your finger tipss.... :music:

Come on Wicky... Where's Mother Goose when we need the backup?
You're trying hard not to show it...... :music: :lol:


I'm not going to make it, that night is the season opener for the Mammoth.

[suzinpink]

got the kiddos..... you all have fun!

[Nick_Ninja]

Great. A hangover for newyears eve. :roll:

[Devaclis]

Werd. Come on down :)

[Suki]

Hell yeah! Cody FTW!

:D

Corey?


You all have a happy bday, we'll be out of town. Vance, have some shots for me for you from me! :D

[rforsythe]

You're trying hard not to show it...... :music: :lol:


I'm not going to make it, that night is the season opener for the Mammoth.


:music:baaaabyyyy

So are the mammoth actually playing this year?

[Sortarican]

...So are the mammoth actually playing this year?

No, that's just what he calls it when his favorite stripper unviels her latest breast upgrade.

[Devaclis]

You're trying hard not to show it...... :music: :lol:


I'm not going to make it, that night is the season opener for the Mammoth.

You are now uninvited from all of my gatherings. You disappoint me son :(

[~Kat~]

I'm sure we'll be there to serinade you with our tone deaf ways!! Nick Ninja has a point though...a hang over for new years eve?!? I guess one of our karaoke songs will have to be drunken happy birthday!

[Mother Goose]

:music:baaaabyyyy

So are the mammoth actually playing this year?
Yep, they reached an agreement about 2 weeks after they said the season was cancelled.

You are now uninvited from all of my gatherings. You disappoint me son :(
Sorry dear, that's what happens when you have season tickets. ;)

[Jmetz]

Great. A hangover for newyears eve. :roll:

Unless I'm missing something, it's new years eve eve eve. So don't puss out. :D

[Nick_Ninja]

Unless I'm missing something, it's new years eve eve eve. So don't puss out. :D

No. I plan on being drunk for the entire span.

[Jmetz]

/problem

[Vance]

Yep, they reached an agreement about 2 weeks after they said the season was cancelled.


Sorry dear, that's what happens when you have season tickets. ;)

Dude - the birthday celebration starts at 9'ish - goes until they kick us out - if you can't make it - you're slackin!

[LadyT]

Now that I am back in town I will most definately be there :)

[Vance]

Still open to suggestions for my "post-shot(s) birthday challenge" song (or songs).

So far I have had the following suggestions/near challenges thrown at me:

1. Dual personality/vocal changeover but solo sung rendition of "Under Pressure" by David Bowie & Queen.

2. "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

3. Anything country.

[~Barn~]

Any chance you can do an instrumental?

[Mista Black]

:pointlaugh:

I vote for "girl you know it's true" - milli vanilli

[Vance]

Any chance you can do an instrumental?

Bring that "Guitar God" game and I'll bust out a screaming semi-air guitar rendition of "One" by Metallica if you get enough Stary Night shots in me first! WHOOT

[Matty]

Bring that "Guitar God" game and I'll bust out a screaming semi-air guitar rendition of "One" by Metallica if you get enough Stary Night shots in me first! WHOOT
i am king of guitar hero, lol.

[Matty]

Still open to suggestions for my "post-shot(s) birthday challenge" song (or songs).

So far I have had the following suggestions/near challenges thrown at me:

1. Dual personality/vocal changeover but solo sung rendition of "Under Pressure" by David Bowie & Queen.

2. "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

3. Anything country.


I've been everywhere, by Mr. Black , Johnny Cash.

Here's a lil help, now start memorizing,

I was toting my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If your goin' to Winnemucca, Mack with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land!"

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Wichita
Tulsa
Ottawa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattawa
LaPaloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Barranquilla
And Padilla

I'm a Killer
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Boston
Charleston
Dayton
Louisiana
Washington
Houston
Kingston
Texarkana
Monterey
Ferriday
Santa Fe
Tallapoosa
Glen Rock
Black Rock
Little Rock
Oskaloosa
Tennessee
Tinnesay
Chicopee
Spirit Lake
Grand Lake
Devil's Lake
Crater Lake

For Pete's Sake
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Louisville
Nashville
Knoxville
Ombabika
Schefferville
Jacksonville
Waterville
Costa Rica
Pittsfield
Springfield
Bakersfield
Shreveport
Hackensack
Cadillac
Fond du Lac
Davenport
Idaho
Jellico
Argentina
Diamantina
Pasadena
Catalina

See What I Mean
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Pittsburgh
Parkersburg
Gravelbourg
Colorado
Ellensburg
Rexburg
Vicksburg
Eldorado
Larimore
Atmore
Haverstraw
Chatanika
Chaska
Nebraska
Alaska
Opelika
Baraboo
Waterloo
Kalamazoo
Kansas City
Sioux City
Cedar City
Dodge City

What A Pity
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been everywhere.

[FZRguy]

Okay, I'll bring my ear plugs.

[Vance]

I've been everywhere, by Mr. Black , Johnny Cash.



I LOVE that song - but I would not dare tread on the memory of The Man in Black and his fine talents. Eminem I'll gladly step on and destroy because - well - I despise him - but the Johnny Cash is the original goth. The Grandfather of Punk. He is THE man.

[AshliRider44]

Hoopty has to work that night (every night) but we'll definitely stop by for a while. :)

[Nick_Ninja]

Hoopty has to work that night (every night) but we'll definitely stop by for a while. :)

So get him good and drunk before he has to be there. :twisted:

[R6-Ridin]

where is that place??? my birthday is tomorrow the 6th of Dec.:drink:

[AshliRider44]

So get him good and drunk before he has to be there. :twisted:


I've done that so many times that he doesn't even have anymore time off :lol: thank goodness the first of the year is almost here ha ha

[Devaclis]

where is that place??? my birthday is tomorrow the 6th of Dec.:drink:

First post updated with a map to the FFC :)

[busagirl]

Unfortunately I work every Friday & Saturday night now BUT being that this is such a special occassion I'm going to try & attend. Wish me luck!

[puckstr]

Johnny Cash is the MAN
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g39/ragdoll333/johnny_cash_finger.jpg

[Vance]

Bumpity for a pre-Xmas reminder!

[Matty]

hell ya... someone hit up the bar and see if they can get the UFC fightas well. shit i know a few of us will pay an extra few bux to watch it.

[Devaclis]

I will stop by tomorrow and find out.

[Sortarican]

Bumpity-bump.

Dana, still gonna do the wheel of death Karoake thingy?

[Devaclis]

I think that would be pretty fun. I just need to find time to get the the store to get the "wheel" made :)

[~Barn~]

I will stop by tomorrow and find out.

:drumroll...:

[Devaclis]

They were unsure if they could get it because they did not know when it was on. Someone who knows all the details call the pub and ask them. Oh, and good luck watching, or even hearing the UFC stuff on Saturday.

[LadyT]

Hell yeah Im super excited about this :)

And yeah I will pay a little extra to be able to watch the fights it should be a good one :)

[LadyT]

They were unsure if they could get it because they did not know when it was on. Someone who knows all the details call the pub and ask them. Oh, and good luck watching, or even hearing the UFC stuff on Saturday.


Its ok about hearing it....I just want to see the punching action :slappers:

[Devaclis]

If someone can get me specific info I will call Deb tonight.

[LadyT]

Well UFC says:

Sat 12/29

7 PM PT (which I believe would be 8 for us :()

Paper View Live

Hope that helps....thanks for trying :)

[Sortarican]

Its ok about hearing it....I just want to see the punching action :slappers:

If someone can get me specific info I will call Deb tonight.

If someone will get a specific target...... I'll punch them.

[Matty]

If someone will get a specific target...... I'll punch them.

DK. :dunno:

Hahaha... just kidding.

[Devaclis]

Yeah, I called and could not get any ifno. I am sorry, but I am not a UFC fan and I am not spending any more time trying to make this a UFC party. You can shoot the pub a call if you like to try to get your UFC party goin'. I hear Red and Jerry's will be running it. Have fun.

[~Barn~]

Red & Jerry's does have it, but they charge a cover, and the service has left something to be desired for a few people.

I'm going to try and find a place to watch it down in that next of the woods (for free), and if I come up with anything substancial, I'll make a new thread.

[Sortarican]

Yeah, I called and could not get any ifno. I am sorry, but I am not a UFC fan and I am not spending any more time trying to make this a UFC party. You can shoot the pub a call if you like to try to get your UFC party goin'. I hear Red and Jerry's will be running it. Have fun.

Frickin UFC geeks!

I'm gonna have my nephew Wanderlei punch Tamira and Barn in their respective wombs.

POW!!!!!.....Right in the baby makers.

[Devaclis]

Red & Jerry's does have it, but they charge a cover, and the service has left something to be desired for a few people.

I'm going to try and find a place to watch it down in that next of the woods (for free), and if I come up with anything substancial, I'll make a new thread.

Barn, try Dewey's on Federal and Belleview. They are a pretty good sized sports bar and will most likely have the fights on.

[~Barn~]

Frickin UFC geeks!

I'm gonna have my nephew Wanderlei punch Tamira and Barn in their respective wombs.

POW!!!!!.....Right in the baby makers.

:lol:

Right in the bread basket!

[Devaclis]

BTW: We are thinking about going to Wild Ginger for dinner before the pub. 7:00. It is on Littleton Blvd just West of Broadway, on the North side of the road. Vance, sounds good? It is really guuuuuud Thai food :)

[Sortarican]

BTW: We are thinking about going to Wild Ginger for dinner before the pub. 7:00. It is on Littleton Blvd just West of Broadway, on the North side of the road. Vance, sounds good? It is really guuuuuud Thai food :)

Nice place, but remember, there's only the one 80 year old cook so plan on a weekend dinner taking 2 hours.

[Devaclis]

Yeah, but the wait is worth it :)

OR, we can go to Jeff's house and have some camp meat. Got any elk left over? Or perhaps some $100 dollar bills to fill my tummy?

[Sortarican]

Yeah, but the wait is worth it :)

OR, we can go to Jeff's house and have some camp meat. Got any elk left over? Or perhaps some $100 dollar bills to fill my tummy?

Actually, since the dog ate all the $100 bills, she has since replaced the Elk as camp meat.

So who's up for Korean BBQ?
(:yumyum:Mmmmmm....good dog....good dog.)

[Vance]

I'm much too much of a carnivore for Thai...
I was thinking Ted's Buffalo Grill over in Aspen Grove or someplace more "steak" oriented. I haven't actually thought too much about it... I'm still working on memorizing the cadence and inflections to a song of choice to be sung ;)

[Devaclis]

get with Sweetie Pie and make a dinner choice. I am not planning any more shit for my B-Day lol


BTW: Teds is really not great. Just good. Their cedar plank salmon is not bad. Sweetie said the almond crusted trout was good too. The steaks were too damn pricey for the amount and cut of meat, IMO.

[Matty]

Actually, since the dog ate all the $100 bills, she has since replaced the Elk as camp meat.

So who's up for Korean BBQ?
(:yumyum:Mmmmmm....good dog....good dog.)
LMAO!!!!

[64BonnieLass]

What would you like for your Birthday this year? Cheesecake, want cheesecake? Mmmm Tasty!

[Devaclis]

How about a hug, smothered in ribs and cheesecake? OR, you could just come on down to the Fat Frog and have some fun with us!!!

[64BonnieLass]

Wouldn't miss it. And of course you get a hug. I'll make yours extra "squeezy" this year. Like a bear hug but with cheesecake on top. :yay:

[Sortarican]

What would you like for your Birthday this year? Cheesecake, want cheesecake? Mmmm Tasty!

I'm giving him butt cheese for his birthday.

[64BonnieLass]

What time is your event taking place Jeffey? I would like to show up just after that, if I can plan it out. :shocked:

[Sortarican]

What time is your event taking place Jeffey? I would like to show up just after that, if I can plan it out. :shocked:
It's on pay-per-view just like UFC.
(Just look in the porn section of your cable/satelite providers listings for times.)

[Devaclis]

OK, Teds, at Aspen Grove, at 6:30-7:00 for dinnah!!! Then off to the Fat Frog for some Wheel of Death Karaoke! Woohooo!!!!

[~Barn~]

Is Ted's having the UFC?
:slaps knee:

I will hopefully see you folks over at T.F.F later tomorrow night. If I drink enough at Champps, I might even belt out a tune!

[Timmay]

Is Ted's having the UFC?
:slaps knee:

I will hopefully see you folks over at T.F.F later tomorrow night. If I drink enough at Champps, I might even belt out a tune!

Is that a threat or a promise? See ya guys tomorrow night.

[Sortarican]

Is that a threat or a promise? See ya guys tomorrow night.

YAY...TIMMY MADE PAROLE!!!!

[~Barn~]

Is that a threat or a promise? See ya guys tomorrow night.

Well... I wouldn't go so far as to say it's a promise, and depending on whether or not I have the minerals to actually sing anything, it could definitely be considered a threat.

At the very least, an insult.

[Timmay]

YAY...TIMMY MADE PAROLE!!!!

yeah i missed you to jeffey

[Vance]

Well... I wouldn't go so far as to say it's a promise, and depending on whether or not I have the minerals to actually sing anything, it could definitely be considered a threat.

At the very least, an insult.

Oh come on now Barn... surely "Man, I feel like a Woman" is calling your name!

[Timmay]

I think that dude looks like a lady is better for Barn.

[Devaclis]

Lunch beers?

[Timmay]

I would but according to Jeff I just got out on probation, so my PO says that I cant drink when the sun is up, just at night. What time are you guys getting to the Fat Frog? We already have dinner plans.

[LadyT]

Frickin UFC geeks!

I'm gonna have my nephew Wanderlei punch Tamira and Barn in their respective wombs.

POW!!!!!.....Right in the baby makers.

Bring it!!!! :)

Actually I dont care about the fight. If its on where I am cool otherwise Im not gonna seek it out

[Timmay]

Besides even when you get home tonight after karoke they will be replaying it, no need to head out right now to see it

[Timmay]

Here some of the pics from tonight, incase you missed all the fun.

http://s245.photobucket.com/albums/gg44/THopke/Dana%20Vance%20birthday/?albumview=slideshow

[Beotch]

Holy shit! all the cool kids made it out last night! Sorry I wasn't there Dana, Vance (I have mini me on saturday nights). Happy Birthday, looks like you all had a blast!

[Matty]

Here some of the pics from tonight, incase you missed all the fun.

http://s245.photobucket.com/albums/gg44/THopke/Dana%20Vance%20birthday/?albumview=slideshow

Tim aka CSC Paparazzi.

Holy Lots Of Pictures Batman.

[Wahooman]

Good times and glad I got to see a lot of faces that I have not seen in a LONG time. Some of you need to work on the vocals though....LOL
Barn great job singing the country hits.....I think you are the only other one that knows that song around here!!

[Devaclis]

Thanks a lot for coming out all of you :) I had a damn good time!

Yay, I am older :(

[Sortarican]

Good times.....good times.
(At least what I remember of it.)

[Timmay]

If you need to recall anything just glance through the pics, it might refresh your memory.


http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg44/THopke/Dana%20Vance%20birthday/DSC01472.jpg

[~Barn~]

Barn great job singing the country hits.....I think you are the only other one that knows that song around here!!
I really can't believe I actually sang. Even more, I couldn't believe they had it in the library! I guess that's what I get for telling you to sign me up, if they did. :lol:

Good to see everybody though. :up:

[Devaclis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Funny/TonyDanza.jpg

[Jason ON]

For some reason I had this written down as Friday night and was reminded that I had other plans...

Well enough, I suppose. I got so FUBAR on Friday I didn't sh!t on Saturday.

Reminder: do not go shot-for-shot with Vodka and a Russian after already being drunk on not-vodka. Not a good idea.

[Sortarican]

I didn't know Tony Danza was in Danizig.
Is there anything he CAN'T do?

And was it just me or did Dana look like he was all hoped up on the goofball.
6524

[Timmay]

Are you sure that you didnt have any of his goof ball as well?

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg44/THopke/Dana%20Vance%20birthday/DSC01508.jpg

[Sortarican]

Are you sure that you didnt have any of his goof ball as well?

At least I didn't get arrested for throwing cocks at passing cars like some people.

[Timmay]

At least I didn't get arrested for throwing cocks at passing cars like some people.

Hey I never got arrested, and besides I think that Matty kinda liked it. :slappers:

[puckstr]

Wicked good time.

So nice to see everyone.

[Sortarican]

Where's your pictures Jeanna?

Edit: Saw the pics on your myspace page Jeanna.....please delete all pics of me.:oops:
(Except for the one where I'm humping Steve's leg while he's singing....that's just hot.)

[puckstr]

OOOOOOO

more pictures?

[LadyT]

Jeff I wanna see the pic of my name on your chest :)

[Sortarican]

Jeff I wanna see the pic of my name on your chest :)

I haven't showered since that night......:)

And I found another picture of me singing:
http://circadianshift.net/images/95_DSCF0013.jpg