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Jenny
Tue May 16th, 2006, 01:19 PM
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/12/notes051206.DTL&nl=fix

I just thought this was a pretty funny article. Sorry if it offends anyone.
~Barn~
Tue May 16th, 2006, 01:25 PM
:lol:

Whatever!... Springs girls are easy.
Nick_Ninja
Tue May 16th, 2006, 01:46 PM
Those folks out in San Fran really know how to cut to the chase :D :up:

CO Springs is a mess.
rforsythe
Tue May 16th, 2006, 01:50 PM
My favorite quote:

"Premarital sex is evil. Female sexuality must be, as ever, contained, repressed, shoved deep down lest it tempt men to sin like gleeful pagans licking ice cream from the pierced nipples of the devil."

:lol:
Vance
Tue May 16th, 2006, 01:59 PM
The devil has pierced nipples?

Way to get with the modern trends Lucifer!! WHOOT!

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I bet he's got some badass tats too!

:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

:lol:
Jenny
Tue May 16th, 2006, 02:04 PM
ralph, that was one of my favorites too. :D
Nick_Ninja
Tue May 16th, 2006, 02:09 PM
I've been sucking on the Devils hind tit for some time now. :evil:
Mother Goose
Tue May 16th, 2006, 02:09 PM
"he plague of sexual incompetence plagues our land like a plague."
I think he's saying it's a plague... but I could be wrong.
Nick_Ninja
Tue May 16th, 2006, 02:11 PM
Hopefully said "plague" ends at Monument Hill (north bound) :D
Bat
Tue May 16th, 2006, 03:17 PM
Whew - I am just glad to finally find out I am not actually "da debil" (no pierced nipples) as I have been drunkenly called in the past!! :lol:
AshliRider44
Tue May 16th, 2006, 03:22 PM
:lol:

Whatever!... Springs girls are easy.

:spit:
Keyser Soze
Tue May 16th, 2006, 03:28 PM
What's a virgin? :dunno:
ebazyl
Tue May 16th, 2006, 03:43 PM
What's a virgin? :dunno:

Long time ago I heard of such a thing, I think you get them at the local middle schools.
Keyser Soze
Tue May 16th, 2006, 04:10 PM
What's a virgin? :dunno:

Long time ago I heard of such a thing, I think you get them at the local middle schools.

Is this true Barn?
Suki
Tue May 16th, 2006, 04:32 PM
What's a virgin? :dunno:

Long time ago I heard of such a thing, I think you get them at the local middle schools.


better go younger than that, our neighbor who is a teacher at an elementary school confiscated a note from a 10 year old girl a couple weeks ago that said "i was an inch from losing my virginity!"

yeah, sad!
Jenny
Tue May 16th, 2006, 04:36 PM
Gene, that's HORRIBLE.

Suki, that's WAY WORSE!
pg_rider
Tue May 16th, 2006, 04:40 PM
What's a virgin? :dunno:
An ugly 12 year old...
ebazyl
Tue May 16th, 2006, 04:41 PM
What's a virgin? :dunno:

Long time ago I heard of such a thing, I think you get them at the local middle schools.


better go younger than that, our neighbor who is a teacher at an elementary school confiscated a note from a 10 year old girl a couple weeks ago that said "i was an inch from losing my virginity!"

yeah, sad!


I don't know about that, thats in women terms: it could mean anything from "I'm 5 months pregnant" to "We almost kissed" to "Dad's friends are really creepy" :lol:
ebazyl
Tue May 16th, 2006, 04:42 PM
What's a virgin? :dunno:
An ugly 12 year old...

:idea: Mista Black
McVaaahhh
Tue May 16th, 2006, 04:43 PM
Damn religious wackos! :guns:

I don't think I even knew what virginity was at 10 years old. :dunno: What is that 5th grade?
Nick_Ninja
Tue May 16th, 2006, 05:03 PM
And then there's the Colorado City fiasco. A guy with five wives --- the oldest in the neighborhood of 45 and the youngest being somewhere around 15. All in the name of religion. I'm all for another WACO in southern Utah.
Spiderman
Tue May 16th, 2006, 09:36 PM
"Premarital sex is evil. Female sexuality must be, as ever, contained, repressed, shoved deep down lest it tempt men to sin like gleeful pagans licking ice cream from the pierced nipples of the devil."
That was my favorite quote too. :lol:


The devil has pierced nipples?
Yes, I do. :twisted:


What's a virgin? :dunno:
I think you get them at the local middle schools.
Is this true Barn?
:spit:

Did anybody else think of this when they read the subject for this post?

http://images.jokaroo.com/1/save_a_virgin_do_me_instead.jpg

I guess she's NOT the devil! :lol:
CYCLE_MONKEY
Fri May 19th, 2006, 10:09 AM
Hell, I LOVE virgins. I thoroughly enjoyed the 2 I deflowered! :D :twisted: MMMmmmmmmm, Virrrrrginnnssss.......
~Barn~
Fri May 19th, 2006, 10:16 AM
Hell, I LOVE virgins. I thoroughly enjoyed the 2 I deflowered!


Cycle Monkey is to busted hymens as Suzuki race results are to __________.
CYCLE_MONKEY
Fri May 19th, 2006, 11:40 AM
Cycle Monkey is to busted hymens as Suzuki race results are to AMA Superbike results.

Awww, you're just saying that because I busted YOUR cherry! :lol:
~Barn~
Fri May 19th, 2006, 11:42 AM
Pfft... I'd make you love me.
:lol:
CYCLE_MONKEY
Fri May 19th, 2006, 11:49 AM
Pfft... I'd make you love me.
:lol:

Oh Barn, but I DOOO love you! I promise I'll even call you the next day.....REALLY! :lol:
Jenny
Fri May 19th, 2006, 11:55 AM
this certainly has taken a turn for the icky.