Brought to you courtesy of the "Pink Taco" thread.

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Well now, I thought that was pretty funny. So, I thought I'd start a thread sure to cause an uproar:

What was the funniest name you've heard of for "that part of the female anatomy" that we all know and love?

How 'bout a seafood restaraunt named "The Bearded Clam"? :lol:

[Lee]

What was the funniest name you've heard of for "that part of the female anatomy" that we all know and love?

"Them lips that don't never smile."

[pg_rider]

"Bleeding Hatchet Wound", while crude, makes me laugh every time... :D

[Jmetz]

Verticle smile, kid dipenser, cum dumpster..

[~Barn~]

The coinslot.

[Devaclis]

Cockpit

[daemon]

muff'n'stuff

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

How 'bout Whisker-Biscuit.

[Teflon]

GASH, or Nasty Gash?!!

Bearded Clam?

Fur Burger?

Donut,

Frosted Donut?

HAWG?

Jacking the Hawg?

[FZRACE97]

her minge, gaping gunga, punani

[Beotch]

The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.



Oh oh, female anatomy....whoops :oops:

[Keyser Soze]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.



Oh oh, female anatomy....whoops :oops:

That's the spirit! Perhaps a separate thread for the ladies favorite terms?

[McVaaahhh]

Poontang

Meat curtains (labia-specifically)

snatch

Grilled Cheese

[Teflon]

stink pocket,

meat locker

cold storage,

meat stick cavity oops

Splayed Shrimp

[RCStylin]

Cooter....

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Night-deposit box....