Devaclis
Wed Jan 3rd, 2007, 11:45 AM
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish..................................49.
* Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic................................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
* Emotionally Secure................On medication.
* Feminist..............................Fat.
* Free Spirit...........................Junkie.
* Friendship first.....................Former Slut.
* New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Open-minded.......................Desperate.
* Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional.........................Bitch.
* Voluptuous.........................Very fat.
* Large frame........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes.....................................No
* No......................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need..............................I want
* I am sorry............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk....................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead......................You better not
* Do what you want.................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset......................Of course, I am upset
* You're attentive tonight..........Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry...........................I am hungry
I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
I am tired..............................I am tired
Nice dress.............................Nice cleavage
I love you.............................Let's have sex now
I am bored............................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.................. I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?................ I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?........ I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?.......... I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm queer.
* 40-ish..................................49.
* Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic................................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
* Emotionally Secure................On medication.
* Feminist..............................Fat.
* Free Spirit...........................Junkie.
* Friendship first.....................Former Slut.
* New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Open-minded.......................Desperate.
* Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional.........................Bitch.
* Voluptuous.........................Very fat.
* Large frame........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes.....................................No
* No......................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need..............................I want
* I am sorry............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk....................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead......................You better not
* Do what you want.................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset......................Of course, I am upset
* You're attentive tonight..........Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry...........................I am hungry
I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
I am tired..............................I am tired
Nice dress.............................Nice cleavage
I love you.............................Let's have sex now
I am bored............................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.................. I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?................ I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?........ I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?.......... I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm queer.