Devaclis
Fri Jan 5th, 2007, 10:47 AM
Dana and Brizz wanted to go out drinking but they only had $2.00
between them.
Dana said, "Hang on I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Brizz said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all! "Dana replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." --
They went into the pub where Dana immediately ordered two
double shots of Jack Daniels.
Brizz said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we
will be in?
We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Dana replied with a
smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" and with that they
downed their drinks.
Dana said "OK!, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and
you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They
continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk all
for free.
At the tenth bar Brizz said, "Dana - I don't think I can do
this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Dana said,
"How do you think I feel?
I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
between them.
Dana said, "Hang on I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Brizz said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all! "Dana replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." --
They went into the pub where Dana immediately ordered two
double shots of Jack Daniels.
Brizz said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we
will be in?
We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Dana replied with a
smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" and with that they
downed their drinks.
Dana said "OK!, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and
you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They
continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk all
for free.
At the tenth bar Brizz said, "Dana - I don't think I can do
this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Dana said,
"How do you think I feel?
I lost the sausage at the third bar!"