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Devaclis
Mon Jan 15th, 2007, 10:58 AM
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised "

Atlanta ATC "Tower to Iran Air 515 -- You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great "

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?