2 weeks without sex

[Devaclis]

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle
aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

[Sully]

Hey, that's where I purchased my paint from ... :eyebrows:

[AshliRider44]

:lol:

[M-18Taser]

Crap thats why my ass hurt when I left there the other day... :banghead:


:hump:

[Brizz]

What color paint was it?

[Mental]

What color paint was it?
pearl creme

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

Crap thats why my ass hurt when I left there the other day... :banghead:


:hump:

......and that's the reason I am banned from that place.....damn it, I understand that it's not a library, but you could've kept the noise down!!!

[M-18Taser]

......and that's the reason I am banned from that place.....damn it, I understand that it's not a library, but you could've kept the noise down!!!

Kept the noise down???? No way.. that takes all the fun out of it :hump:

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

Kept the noise down???? No way.. that takes all the fun out of it :hump:

that's why we are now banned from the place.....but there are more places to get kicked out of :leghump:

[M-18Taser]

that's why we are now banned from the place.....but there are more places to get kicked out of :leghump:

Oh crap thats right... guess we are on our way to Lowes then :hump:

[Brizz]

or the Discovery store in the mall...That place rules....

[DevilsTonic]

I say go to the Disney store!

[M-18Taser]

Ohhh heeeyyy..... :music: lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel:music:

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

Lowes, Discovery store.....it's going to be the same except the smells and the things hanging from the ceiling.

[salsashark]

Lowes, Discovery store.....it's going to be the same except the smells and the things hanging from the ceiling.

The same?! pfftttt... you have no idea how to take advantage of your surroundings!

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

The same?! pfftttt... you have no idea how to take advantage of your surroundings!

I didn't say anything about how I would or wouldn't use the surroundings to my advantage....the surroundings would be different. :hump:

[M-18Taser]

:leghump: so many places, so lilttle time

[Sully]

What color paint was it?

Licorice Red :D

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

:leghump: so many places, so lilttle time

Oh soooo true!!!

[M-18Taser]

:hump: :yumyum:

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

:hump: :yumyum:

.....so....uumm...since we don't want time to be wasted....where shall we start???

[DevilsTonic]

.....so....uumm...since we don't want time to be wasted....where shall we start???In my mouth. http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/images/MB/emoticons/bj.gif ;)

[M-18Taser]

In my mouth. http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/images/MB/emoticons/bj.gif ;)

:imwithstupid: :hump: :yumyum:

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

In my mouth. http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/images/MB/emoticons/bj.gif ;)
:up: :applause: Can Do...

[Suki]

you people are disgusting!!!!!

[M-18Taser]

:up: :applause: Can Do...

:yay: :up:


you people are disgusting!!!!!

But we are funny! And I am sure you smiled a cpouple of times :)

[Suki]

i'm smiling now because i just ate a salad and with salad comes poopage, i hope i have a grand story for alan at dinner time! bwahahaha

[DevilsTonic]

you people are disgusting!!!!!Ok Suki, I give, you can start in my mouth too just so you don't feel too left out! :) :lol:

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

i just ate a salad and with salad comes poopage

Ok Suki, I give, you can start in my mouth too just so you don't feel too left out! :) :lol:
Wow.....now that's more disgusting than funny:puke:....please tell me that you were kidding

[Suki]

i wasn't, i feel a little poop comin on.

[DevilsTonic]

Wow.....now that's more disgusting than funny:puke:....please tell me that you were kiddingI was! notice the little laughing emoticon.

[M-18Taser]

Wow.....now that's more disgusting than funny:puke:....please tell me that you were kidding


I was! notice the little laughing emoticon.

No she wasn't.... she is kinky that way... :hump: