Ghost Rider
Tue Feb 13th, 2007, 03:41 PM
Probably a repost-but true!
A young boy is sitting on the curb, holding a bottle filled with a clear substance. The town priest comes along and asks the boy, What have you got there?" "The most powerful liquid in the world" he replies. "This here is turpentine"
"Of course you know that Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world" says the priest. "If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a womans belly, she'll pass a baby!"
"So?" says the boy. "Rub some of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a Yamaha"
A young boy is sitting on the curb, holding a bottle filled with a clear substance. The town priest comes along and asks the boy, What have you got there?" "The most powerful liquid in the world" he replies. "This here is turpentine"
"Of course you know that Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world" says the priest. "If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a womans belly, she'll pass a baby!"
"So?" says the boy. "Rub some of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a Yamaha"