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Filo
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 08:46 AM
A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed
from the waist down. They talk for a while and then
the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so
kind as to go get me my shoes please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his
friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the
adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi,
ladies! Your daddy sent me up here to make love to
you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"

He replies, "OK, let's check!"

He shouts down the stairs to his friend, "Both of
them?"

The reply comes back, "Yes, both of them!"

Devaclis
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 08:51 AM
Paralyzed people cannot feel their cold feet, but funny noe the lesss :)

Spiderman
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:34 AM
:imwithstupid:

Filo
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:37 AM
Hey, I didn't write the joke. I just thought it was funny. You technical guys are just too much for me :) .

dallas
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:38 AM
It could be like when people loose a limb, but it still itches.

Not very likely, but it makes for a damn funny joke!!

Devaclis
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:58 AM
Phantom itching?