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Mel
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 12:41 PM
http://www.2spare.com/item_61333.aspx

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

dallas
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 02:56 PM
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
That is awesome!!!

Sortarican
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 03:09 PM
"Look brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, but just help me out this one time and we can get back to killing you with beer."

And my sig. line at the bottom.

Devaclis
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 03:17 PM
64 slices of American cheeeeese, 63......62......

64BonnieLass
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 03:24 PM
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

M-18Taser
Thu Feb 22nd, 2007, 03:44 PM
HA HA HA HA I need to start useing this one at work...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. :lol: