Happy and Sad

[DevilsTonic]

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time"


The wife thought for a few moments, and then said, "Your dick's bigger than your brother's

[dallas]

Too funny. He got what he asked for!!!

[Mel]

:spit: hehehe

[leviathin]

that reminds me of the bar joke with the donkey in the corner.....

guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, he sees a sign that reads " if you can make the donkey in the corner laugh you get $500." so the guy gets up, goes to the corner, and after a moment the donkey starts laughing hysterically, the guy comes back to the bar and asks for his $500, the bar keeps says okay, double or nothing if you can make him cry, the man agrees and goes back to the corner, after a moment the donkey starts crying his eyes out, the guy walks back to the bar and asks for another $500, as the barkeep hands over the money, he says he has to know how the guy did it, the guy responds, easy, first i told him that i had a bigger dick then he did, then i went back a proved it.