Scribbler
Thu Mar 1st, 2007, 02:31 PM
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign advertising the daily lunch specials...
Cheeseburger $1.50
Chicken Sandwich $2.50
Hand Jobs $10.00
He then walks up to the bar where there are three cute women tending to their customers. He thumbs through his wallet checking to see how much money he has, then beckons one over and asks "Are you someone I can order the Hand Job from?"
The bartender gives him a wink and a grin and replies "Why yes I am."
"In that case, can you please wash your hands? I want to order a cheeseburger."
Cheeseburger $1.50
Chicken Sandwich $2.50
Hand Jobs $10.00
He then walks up to the bar where there are three cute women tending to their customers. He thumbs through his wallet checking to see how much money he has, then beckons one over and asks "Are you someone I can order the Hand Job from?"
The bartender gives him a wink and a grin and replies "Why yes I am."
"In that case, can you please wash your hands? I want to order a cheeseburger."