friscokidd
Thu Mar 22nd, 2007, 01:04 PM
ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any one slows down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time some one asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN BOX".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch it to espresso.
6. In the memo feild of all of your checks, write, "For smuggling diamonds".
7. Dont use any punctuations
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Order a diet water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify that your order is "TO GO" when you go to a drive thru.
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, " I WON I WON!!!".
14. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEIR LOOSE!!"
15. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any one slows down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time some one asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN BOX".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch it to espresso.
6. In the memo feild of all of your checks, write, "For smuggling diamonds".
7. Dont use any punctuations
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Order a diet water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify that your order is "TO GO" when you go to a drive thru.
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, " I WON I WON!!!".
14. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEIR LOOSE!!"
15. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.