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Sortarican
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:08 PM
10. Notoriously cruel to small animals and old people.
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9. Polish-Nazi.
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8. Cries like a little girl when Piezy cuts off his allowance.
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7. Cries like a big girl when Piezy just plain cuts him off.
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6. Rides a Honda.
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Devaclis
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:10 PM
But I know how to count :)

Sortarican
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:12 PM
5. Rides a Honda like a turtle on Quaaludes.
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4. Left handed people just aren’t in their right minds.
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3. Disturbing similarity between himself and Lt. Dangle.
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2. Won’t let me sleep with his little sister.
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And the #1 reason Dana sucks:
1. Two words….Gay Mon!
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Devaclis
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:15 PM
But people love my dancing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Funny/14013kids.gif

64BonnieLass
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:15 PM
:lol: Sorry Brotha from anotha mutha, but that was pretty funny. And it's taken Jeff like 6 hours to put that together so, yea pretty funny. He was using all his fingers and all of his toes just to make that whole thing happen for you. Pretty impressive that he made it as far as he did.

Devaclis
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:18 PM
He still can't have my seester

Sortarican
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:26 PM
:lol: Sorry Brotha from anotha mutha, but that was pretty funny. And it's taken Jeff like 6 hours to put that together so, yea pretty funny. He was using all his fingers and all of his toes just to make that whole thing happen for you. Pretty impressive that he made it as far as he did.

Actually only took a few minutes. (Stock photos)

And it's a good thing it wasn't the top 24 cause then I gotta drop my pants.
(I used to sing for the Crash Test Dummies)

Devaclis
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:27 PM
Here ya go Mister!!

Clic (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=e83ffa509fab29bf1f150e4f0fdfbe7c)ky (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=e83ffa509fab29bf1f150e4f0fdfbe7c)

Sortarican
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 04:32 PM
Here ya go Mister!!

Clic (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=e83ffa509fab29bf1f150e4f0fdfbe7c)ky (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=e83ffa509fab29bf1f150e4f0fdfbe7c)

Yo manganese!
Why for you try that weak ass shit on me?

Nuthin but love D-Man, left ventrical....it pumps for you dude!:slappers:

Mel
Wed Mar 28th, 2007, 08:52 PM
You people frighten me

DevilsTonic
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 07:37 AM
Lt. Dangle makes me randy! :hump:

Devaclis
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 08:21 AM
OMG I have a VPL in that pic!!!!!

Sortarican
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 09:56 AM
D, I'll make you a deal.
I'll never post about you, never mention your little sis again, paint your house, repair your Jeep, walk your dogs, and pick up your bar tabs at the Toad for a year if you promise to never again use disturbingly gay sig pics or avatars.

Deal?

Devaclis
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 09:59 AM
No deal!!!

Suki
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 10:01 AM
that's not a REAL pic of his sis, is it?

Sortarican
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 10:08 AM
that's not a REAL pic of his sis, is it?

No, his sister is even hotter, younger, a redhead, and usually poses naked.:hump:

Suki
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 10:15 AM
WHOA! dana why you holdin back on us???

Devaclis
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 10:16 AM
No Suki, dees is ma seester:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Vacation%202007/IMG_0696.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Vacation%202007/IMG_0690.jpg

Sortarican
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 10:36 AM
LOL,
I love the saddle blanket.
You weren't kidding when you said she's gone full blown red-neck.

(For some reason that song:"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" keeps going through my head.)

BTW,
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UpOn1
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 10:42 AM
hahaha You guys make my day brighter :applause:

pilot
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 10:48 AM
No Suki, dees is ma seester:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Vacation%202007/IMG_0696.jpg


Which one?:horse:

Mista Black
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 10:58 AM
I certainly hope the girl on the horse aint his sister or he's in a LOT of trouble (in most civilized places).

Sortarican
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 11:11 AM
Linda married Dana cause he had a Hemi!
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pilot
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 12:14 PM
Linda married Dana cause he had a Hemi!
3576Looks like Frank=CycleMonkey. Too bad he aint got that kinda luck with the ladies. Well, perhaps he might end up a nice social this weekend and find a nice girl???

Sortarican
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 01:15 PM
Looks like Frank=CycleMonkey. Too bad he aint got that kinda luck with the ladies. Well, perhaps he might end up a nice social this weekend and find a nice girl???

To hell with nice girls, Frank wants to meet a filthy whore.:hump:

Mista Black
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 01:22 PM
:? He already knows you, doesn't he Jeff?

pilot
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 01:53 PM
To hell with nice girls, Frank wants to meet a filthy whore.:hump: Frank, hey Frank, you got anything to say about that?

Sortarican
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 03:55 PM
:? He already knows you, doesn't he Jeff?
I'm no filthy whore. I prefer the term "sexually indescriminant". :hump:

Mista Black
Thu Mar 29th, 2007, 04:21 PM
:tomato: You say tomato...