poem

[dapper]

Woman's Poem


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
&n bsp; Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.





Man's Poem



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store on a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[snatfinder]

I'd just want a mute. If she was deaf, you'd have to learn how to sign, "go get me a sandwich"

[$pOiLeD_rOoKiE]

:up: :down: :doublefinger: :eyebrows: .........are all the signs you'll need to know