We know your a poser if...

[Brizz]

- You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
- You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
- You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
- You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
- Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
- You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
- You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
- Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
- You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
- Your tattoos wash off.
- You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
- You won't ride down a gravel road.
- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
- You only ride on weekends, when you can.
- You never ride to work.
- All your leathers match.
- There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
- You don't own a rain suit.
- You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
- You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
- You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
- You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.
- You ride a Ducati. (no offence Jenny)
- Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.

[Sonic Boom]

I dont have leathers... ha! (Of course, in FL there is really no need...)

I rode down to key west last year in november. 7.5 hours from 000 to 0730 for thanksgiving. Coming onto the bridge that connects the keys while the sun was coming up on my 109 was one thing I'll never forget.

[dallas]

I feel this thread is a personal attack on my riding style. Brizzle, have you been following me around again?

[Brizz]

LOL No...Me follow..Ha

[King Nothing]

-If you ride an R1

[Brizz]

Hey i think that was a personal attack on my bike..Now tell her your sorry!...

[King Nothing]

Nibb High Football Rules!

[DevilsTonic]

- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
- You won't ride down a gravel road.
- All your leathers match.
- You don't own a rain suit.


Ok so I must be 1/4 poser...I don't do my oil changes, I'm a chic, I might break a nail ;). I will never ride down another dirt road, thanks to Dean and Bueller. I don't own a rain suit...I just get wet.

[dallas]

Leave the R-1's out of this. That was just a low blow man. What did they ever do to you?

On another note, Brizz, I am starting this new motorcycle club called Fair Weather Riders. You would make a perfect fit.

[Brizz]

I don't own a rain suit...I just get wet.


noted...:hump:

[Brizz]

Leave the R-1's out of this. That was just a low blow man. What did they ever do to you?

On another note, Brizz, I am starting this new motorcycle club called Fair Weather Riders. You would make a perfect fit.

Cool, we only ride when the weather is good?..Thats perfect for me...:turtle:

[dallas]

We also stop at the halfway point of the ride, about 20 miles or so, and polish the bikes.

[DevilsTonic]

Do you get free pony tails and press on tats with club membership?

[Sonic Boom]

Nibb High Football Rules!

Any attempt to cheat... especially by my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp... and you will be disqualified.

Conditioner is better!

[cdbouncer]

- You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
Ah - I wear a helmet...are you telling me i'm still gonna get a bug in the mouth? :shocked:

- You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
hehe..my bike doesn't shine - I think it has a flat black spray paint job

- You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
not applicable....

- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
no....that's what boys are for :)

- Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
ohh..i'm still wearing old doc martins

- You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
i can see my elbows in them...does that count?

- Your tattoos wash off.
they most certainly do not!!

- You won't ride down a gravel road.
oh hell no....we're still trying to talk me into riding down an asphalt road!

- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
it's still too cold at sunrise :slappers:

- You only ride on weekends, when you can.
yea..my bike is far away in the country (where it belongs)

- You never ride to work.
this is true...tho not forever!

- All your leathers match.
no leathers yet

- You don't own a rain suit.
i don't think i should be riding in the rain yet

- You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
oh...i know this!!!!

- You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
hehe...does it count if somebody else wore it out?

- Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night
hmm...i think my longest was to starbucks for coffee :crazy:


I don't think I'm a poser...I'm just a rookie - who knows it!

[dallas]

Do you get free pony tails and press on tats with club membership?


Only when you are a full member. Prospects aren't allowed to wear pony tails, press on tats or ass-less chaps.

[VOID]

I don't want to even be a prospect if I can't wear my ass-less chaps...

[dallas]

I guess you can wear ass-less chaps, if you put a big PROSPECT patch across the crotch area.

[VOID]

See and I thought you were going to make me ride in the back...

[dallas]

Oh, you still have to ride in the back. Be happy you get to wear chaps.

[cdbouncer]

Can I ride in the front?

[VOID]

Are we talking on my bike or on yours?

[dallas]

Can I ride in the front?

You can sit on the gas tank..............

[cdbouncer]

oh...we're talking bikes? my bad :shocked:


Are we talking on my bike or on yours?

[rybo]

oh...we're talking bikes? my bad :shocked:

Wow....and I thought this was a family show. :)



Carry on!

[lightning126zp]

- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.

Sure have. Every morning on the way to the gym or early mandatory things called WORK.

[Sortarican]

- Your saddle bags say "Gucci".


3913

[Suki]

- You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
- You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
- You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
- You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
- Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
- You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
- You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
- Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
- You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
- Your tattoos wash off.
- You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
- You won't ride down a gravel road.
- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
- You only ride on weekends, when you can.
- You never ride to work.
- All your leathers match.
- There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
- You don't own a rain suit.
- You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
- You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
- You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
- You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.
- You ride a Ducati. (no offence Jenny)
- Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.

damn, i'm a freakin poser!!!! sweeeeeeet.

[I`m Batman]

Isn't Yamaha is the bike of choice for posers and :squid: ??? :lol:

I don't own a rain suit.

[#1Townie]

can i join this fairweatherriders group??? got any sponsors???

[Sortarican]

can i join this fairweatherriders group??? got any sponsors???

Ocean Pacific, Hawaiian Tropic, and Berkenstock's so far.

[dallas]

I am currently working with Pruritan Athletic Wear (Walmart's finest) to design some riding sweat pants for those rides where the tempuratures dive below 80 and well into the 70's.

[#1Townie]

Ocean Pacific, Hawaiian Tropic, and Berkenstock's so far.

hey i love all those brands for beach wear.... where do i sign???