So THAT'S how to get all the girls....

[Raptor]

I've been going about it all wrong by riding in a sitting position. Who'd have guessed? Apparently you must stand up, while riding, everywhere you go and then the girls flock right to you. :silly:

See? http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/330243305.html

[Brat]

:pointlaugh: what in the sweet raspy fuck is that? what do you have to be cro magnum man to ride it? that is simply :slappers: ! some people just shouldnt be allowed to spend money unsupervised....
Brat

[Mel]

well....you know what they say about guys with long arms....

[rybo]

well....you know what they say about guys with long arms....


big shirts?

[ThorsTwin]

Shit!! You could kick field goals with that fucker!!!

[Brat]

well....you know what they say about guys with long arms.... their armpits REALLY stink?

[Aracheon]

their armpits REALLY stink?


I bet they don't... the wind really airs them out.

[#1Townie]

man thems some hangers...

[PhL0aTeR]

I bet they don't... the wind really airs them out.

werd

[D-Man]

By far, the stupidest thing I have ever seen. What's funny is, the guy thinks people are taking pictures because they think he is cool. To stupid to realize, it is so they can show their friends and get a great laugh later.

What a moron.

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

LMAO!!! :spit:

[Raptor]

Parts Guy: Can I help you sir?

Stand Up and Ride Guy: Yep. I need a brake and throttle lines for an '03 Honda Ace.

Parts Guy:Stock length fine?

Stand Up and Ride Guy: Oh yeah...I need the 7' set please.

Parts Guy: What the damn hell!!??:banghead:

[Mother Goose]

"I ALWAYS HAVE GIRLS HANGN OVER THEIR BOYFRIENDS LEANIN OUT THE WINDOW WITH THEIR CAMRA PHONES."

Probably cause they were taking pictures of his sweaty armpits! :slap:

[AshliRider44]

:spit: thats hot. :no:

[Sortarican]

And it's a Honda!
Even the Harley riders would think he's a joke.

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Ahhh, the American way! It's always heartening to see what single-digit-IQ's and unlimited time can accomplish.......

Check all that idiots spelling errors out........

[Cat118!]

so lemme guess rides are limited to 20 mins....after that arms start aching and steering is gettin wobbly

[macktastic brake grabber]

How in the hell could you steer that pos? gives new meaning to the term tank slapper. good god that would be more like a chin slapper! what a fricken mo mo. yea the chicks are just lining up to get a dose of that dna.
one werd
TWERP

[salsashark]

yeah... I bet he gets all the chicks!

[Jeffro]

I don't know which one is worse, the craiglist add or this masterpiece........

[Raptor]

I don't know which one is worse, the craiglist add or this masterpiece........

What in the name of all that's....!!!! i hope the owner of that one has to brake hard one day and leaves a nice facial imprint in the gas tank.:banghead:

[Brat]

"CUSTOM!" lol damn thats sad.

[Bassil Duwaik]

I bet you've got to stand on the seat to grab the clutch

[thida_r6]

LOL, long arms and a big shirt...LMFAO!!

[lightning126zp]

I was gonna buy the bike, but my loan got denied :cry:

The loan officer asked me if I was smoking stuff and that they can't approve loans for people on drugs :banghead:

[Sonic Boom]

This made its rounds on the net, and the pics are gone now... hahaha I wonder why?

[Suki]

This made its rounds on the net, and the pics are gone now... hahaha I wonder why?


damn i knew i should have clicked the link earlier!

[lightning126zp]

damn i knew i should have clicked the link earlier!
'03 HONDA ACE CUSTOM. I'VE HARD TAILED THIS BIKE WITH CUSTOM STRUTS. STRUTS WERE MADE WITH 1/2 INCH SPIKES STICKEN OUT. BARS ARE CUSTOM MADE 42" TALL APES. BIKE HAS ALSO BEEN LOWERD. ALSO MOVED THE FOWARD CONTROLS OUT 3.5 INCHES. WITH THE ACE HAVING THE LARGER FENDERS, ALL THE EXTRAS JUST GIVE IT THAT MUCH MORE OF AN OLD SCHOOL LOOK. THIS BIKE IS A HEAD TURNER. I ALWAYS HAVE GIRLS HANGN OVER THEIR BOYFRIENDS LEANIN OUT THE WINDOW WITH THEIR CAMRA PHONES. IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE PIST OFF BOYFRIENDS, WHAT CAN I SAY, SORRY BOUT THE POSE,UR GIRL WAS HOT. $5000 OBO. CALL ANYTIME. 303-618-1583

Enjoy :D

[Jeffro]

Come on lightning, you need the pictures to go with it.

[Suki]

yeah! i read that part, but no pics so i didn't get the joke. sigh...