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stonefilly
Tue Jun 19th, 2007, 03:43 PM
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

6 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.

Devaclis
Tue Jun 19th, 2007, 03:45 PM
I think my weiner just died. can I bury it in your butt?

leviathin
Tue Jun 19th, 2007, 04:38 PM
6 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."




thats just awesome

uberwench
Tue Jun 19th, 2007, 04:56 PM
Josh Duhamel Reveals His Pickup Line on Fergie (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20043023,00.html)

I am like, oh boy.

salsashark
Tue Jun 19th, 2007, 07:03 PM
These are "Redneck" pickup lines right?

How about: "Roll over sis, momma's passed out!"

Mother Goose
Sat Jun 23rd, 2007, 11:50 AM
Do you work for UPS? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

cogsxr
Sun Jul 8th, 2007, 10:10 PM
Those were good