Rybo is threadjacking again.....who does this guy think he is??

[rybo]

From Pilot's ride thread....sorry dude.




Monty Python, "We would like a shrubbery, not too big, not too small, but just right."

See you in the morning, Pilot.
Patrick

Some call me.........Tim???

[Devaclis]

^^ Tim

[rybo]

^^ Tim

See, I responded too quickly "Tim" is the Enchanter who throws fire. My name is Roger and I am a shrubber.

(Rybo)<-----wishes he'd gotten it right the first time:oops:

[Repsol a095]

"Come back here, it is just a flesh wound!!!!"

[rybo]

"Come back here, it is just a flesh wound!!!!"

"What are you going to do, BLEED on me??"

[Repsol a095]

Sir Lancelot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/): I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/): Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/): Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): No, we've got to find the Ben Bostrom's line; otherwise I might fly off the bike. Come on.
Sir Galahad (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/): Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/): I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): Am not.

[dillinger09]

best thread ever!

"what is the air speed velocity of an african swallow?"

[Sortarican]

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies.
There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable
economic stress at this period in history.

[dm_gsxr]

best thread ever!

"what is the air speed velocity of an african swallow?"

Actually:

"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"African or European?"

"Uh, I dunno." Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhh

"How do you know these things?"

"That's why I'm King."

Great movie for quotes.

"Oh a spanking, a spanking!"

:D

Carl

[rybo]

"you've got coconuts!"

[Devaclis]

ARTHUR The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

DENNIS Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR Be quiet!

DENNIS Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR Shut up!

DENNIS I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

ARTHUR Shut up, will you? Shut up!


DENNIS Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

[mtnairlover]

Hell, all of MP is great for quotes!
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?:D

[Sortarican]

Help!...Help!...I'm being repressed!

[Devaclis]

^^ Look 2 posts up :)

[mtnairlover]

:lol: still cracks me up...

...especially when bringing back memories of my college years playing grunt (production assistant) on a "motivational" video skit revolving around this movie...still laughing

[rybo]

"He must be the king"

"how can you tell?"

"he hasn't got shit all over him"

[pilot]

"Look, there's a penguin on the telly."

[Sortarican]

"He must be the king"

"how can you tell?"

"he hasn't got shit all over him"

Someday Scott, all this will be yours!


"Look, there's a penguin on the telly."

LOL,
Next on BBC1 the penguin on top your television will explode.
{Boom}
How'd 'e know that was going to happen?
Well he's from the BBC...they know everything.

[dillinger09]

ARTHUR The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

DENNIS Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR Be quiet!

DENNIS Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR Shut up!

DENNIS I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

ARTHUR Shut up, will you? Shut up!


DENNIS Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

this probably my fav. exchange in the entire movie. and thanks carl, i thought it didnt sound right

[sky_blue]

Help!...Help!...I'm being repressed!
Damn, beat me to it.

How about:

She's a witch!

She turned me into a newt!! ...I got better."


and also:

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

I'm not dead!

Yes you are!

I feel fine!

He's nearly dead.

I think I'll go for a walk!

[Sortarican]

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

I'm not dead!

Yes you are!.....

Classic.:up:

BTW,
Saw you on SuperBikes the other day....can I get your autograph?:bow:

[sky_blue]

BTW,
Saw you on SuperBikes the other day....can I get your autograph?:bow:

No. Mad stunnas like myself don't do autographs.

[Sortarican]

No. Mad stunnas like myself don't do autographs.

That's it....I'm stealing your pink jacket.:scream1:

[uberwench]

"What are you going to do, BLEED on me??"

I'm invincible!!

[dillinger09]

I'm invincible!!

you're a looney

[DevilsTonic]

Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

[King Nothing]

"Shes got huge....tracts of land."

[DevilsTonic]

I could do this all day...

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

-and-

Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

[Fly boy]

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

King Arthur (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): One, two, five!
Sir Galahad (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/): Three sir!
King Arthur (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): THREE!

[rybo]

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Jayock]

*French accent*
Now go away you stupid english ka-nig-its, or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time.

[ghostrider_9]

Wow, last time I watched Monty Python, we were in an unnamed foreign country with a sheet on the inside of the hootch using a projector connected to a laptop. . .

[rybo]

Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen

Røtern nik Akten Di

Wik

Alsø wik

Alsø alsø wik

Patrick and UnSuk for the awesome craigslist posting

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

See the løveli lakes

The wøndërful telephøne system

And mäni interesting furry animals

The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious
and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is
entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have
been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.

Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign
com plicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKERLarge møøse on the left hand side of the screenin the third scene from the end, given a thoroughgrounding in Latin, French and "O" LevelGeography by BO BENNSuggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTERAntler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last minute.
Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Producer
MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

[Devaclis]

Whore!!!

[rybo]

I wish I got paid for this stuff.....I'm not a whore if I GIVE it away....right?

[Devaclis]

haha Hey Scott, come up to my place tonight! We are putting together a track bike! Almost done too! Gonna BBQ, have some brews, and work on the Hurricane :)

[rybo]

Dana,

Feel free to bring the hurricane up to my place too. I've got three track bikes in the works presently (and two street bikes)! I'll be wrenching most of the day tomorrow.

s

[Hoopty]

Someday Scott, all this will be yours!


What, the curtains?

[rybo]

" I built my first Castle and.....it sank into the swamp"