Ahhh, marriage

[Devaclis]

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.

The best man says, ''Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited.''

The groom replies, ''I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.''

The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.

The maid of honor notices this and says, ''Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited.''

The bride replies ''I have just given the last blow job of my entire life.''

[ghostrider_9]

I think we just defined why the divorce rate is so high!

[mclarke]

hahahaha, you can testify to that cant you Dana ;) :up:

[friscokidd]

:spit: nice one dana!!

[BryanGSXR600]

lol thats great :D

[MAZIN]

LOL

[Slo]

nice!!!

[lightning126zp]

Poor guy :cry:

[Alchemist]

Whats the ONE food a woman can eat that makes them stop givin' it up....

Wedding Cake

[BoulderNinja]

What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?

[Sortarican]

How do you turn a whore into a prude?
http://www.brantonsjewellery.co.uk/products/ring2.jpg

Or one of my fav's:
If good girls go to heaven when they die where do bad girls go?
To the Virgin Islands to be recycled.

[BoulderNinja]

What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?


Einstein's 8-----> !

[AshliRider44]

:spit: Thats the best "joke" ever!!!

[dchd1130]

:cry: its true never get married

[Bigrich12]

I'm planning on getting engaged soon and after reading threads like this it makes me want to reconsider. In addition, my gf read this and started yelling it's true it's true. After that she said j/k, but it still scares me.