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dapper
Sun Aug 12th, 2007, 09:58 PM
I have studied far and wide and after ruling out most religions,
I found one that makes sense.

I have decided to open a church straight away...

Welcome to my new religion, Start Calling me the Vicar of Frisbee.

It will be a small plot of land bought from in debt punters in the southeast
of England in a town with a population less than 25, with NO
BLOODY ROUNDABOUTS or TRAFFIC LIGHTS.

"Frisbeetarianism" is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
;)

Bassil Duwaik
Mon Aug 13th, 2007, 12:17 AM
your not pulling my leg are you? Seriously there no traffic lights? That's awesome!! Little bummed out about no round abouts because I kinda felt comfortable on those things...perhaps I was getting a little too comfortable leaning though them lol. Okay where do I go to enroll? Oh yea so when I die I'm suppose to end up on the roof? What happens if I'm really fat and can't make it to the roof? Do I have to stay up there when it's cold and hot too? I mean don't get me wrong for I'm all about the straight aways and what not

puckstr
Mon Aug 13th, 2007, 09:54 AM
Best of All you will be TAX EXEMPT
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