Sortarican
Fri Aug 24th, 2007, 10:13 AM
Two Blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a
guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a
cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers
begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this
is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though
the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the
cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in
good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too
late, and we're all gonna die."
guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a
cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers
begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this
is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though
the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the
cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in
good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too
late, and we're all gonna die."