Nuts--Morse please call

[mushin_man39]

Message out to Scotty Morse. If anyone can reach him, let him know I'm looking for him.

Scotty:

I have located your tiny nuts, but not your short bolt. Patty says she keeps them in her purse. I may be able to retrieve them by tonight or tomorrow if I am crafty enough....and likely will have your microscopic bolt by then. Call me.

[Bashed]

Dude,
Did you recieve your nut/bolt retrieval package?
In it you would of found...
1)Pepper Spray
2)Some type of magnifier, preferably 10x or larger
3)Tweezers of other acceptable gripping/grasping device

If not please call immediately the hot line @ 1-80f-ind-junk.
They are the experts, do not try this without supervision.

Any questions please ask my wife.

Later Bash