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Bertha
Sun Aug 8th, 2004, 12:40 AM
1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4.When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5.When people say while watching a film "did you see that?” No you idiot, I paid $13.95 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?” Didn't really give me a choice there, did you asswipe?

7.When something is 'new and improved!’ Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8.When people say "life is too short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here, FUCK head?

10.People who say things like 'My eyes aren't as good as they used to be'. So what did they used to be - ears? fucking work boots?

11.When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12.People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks but that's an image I really didn't need.

13.McDonalds staff, who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger - just a "Chicken Burger" gets you blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes then, you fucking McBitch.

14.When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be on my way.


If a repost... FUCK YOU! :321:

I thought it was funny...

R1ch
Sun Aug 8th, 2004, 01:41 AM
6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?” Didn't really give me a choice there, did you asswipe?



Ouch, I do this, I do not know why, I don't know anyone in my family, coworkers or circle of friends that says this. I actually phrase it differently "Let me ask you this" or "Let me ask you a question" I also announce "If you will excuse me, I need to use the restroom" Now I think about it, why would you want to know and why should I tell you :lol: I guess is stems from courtesy but really I should stop doing it. Until then you should not hate Bertha, it does not become you. :lol:

friscokidd
Sun Aug 8th, 2004, 08:09 PM
6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?” Didn't really give me a choice there, did you asswipe?



:lol: :lol: I love that one :)

Deuce
Sun Aug 8th, 2004, 10:07 PM
Oughta ad one to the list.


Dipshits who change their screen names every two days. Like we give a rats ass that it's changed. :D


Deuce

King Nothing
Sun Aug 8th, 2004, 10:16 PM
Oughta ad one to the list.


Dipshits who change their screen names every two days. Like we give a rats ass that it's changed. :D


Deuce

Yeah! I totaly agree!







wait a sec.......






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:lol:

McVaaahhh
Mon Aug 9th, 2004, 11:58 AM
15. When I am carrying my helmet and gloves and someone asks "Do you ride a motorcycle?" No dipshit, I wear a full-face helmet in the car.

mdub
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 08:12 PM
9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here, FUCK head?


When I drive by people who are waiting. I give them re-assurance. I yell the bus is coming.

#1Townie
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 08:42 PM
How long did it take for you to think that one up? Lol.

mdub
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 09:03 PM
Got it from an old girlfriend

grim
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 09:08 PM
Good read before I go to bed

MetaLord 9
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 09:31 PM
Goddamneightyearoldzombiethread...

mdub
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 09:48 PM
Bringing back the classic

Clovis
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 10:02 PM
I used to ask for McNapkins and McSalt when I went through the drive through ;)

King Nothing
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 10:56 PM
McAncient fucking thread.

Bertha
Tue Jan 31st, 2012, 11:04 PM
Lol! So old, so awesome!

willb003
Wed Feb 1st, 2012, 12:14 AM
How long did it take for you to think that one up? Lol.

eight years

Clovis
Wed Feb 1st, 2012, 02:45 AM
http://c.static.memegenerator.net/cache/instances/500x/13/13578/13904407.jpg

Keyser Soze
Wed Feb 1st, 2012, 08:47 AM
Holy shit a post of from Bertha!

Two Newtons, one thread....dirty...

#1Townie
Wed Feb 1st, 2012, 09:51 AM
eight years

Lol

mdub
Wed Feb 1st, 2012, 09:54 AM
csc does not purge?.....and archive of all sorts.....

Canuck
Wed Feb 1st, 2012, 11:55 AM
Holy shit a post of from Bertha!

Two Newtons, one thread....dirty...

:hump:

salsashark
Wed Feb 1st, 2012, 12:04 PM
Holy shit a post of from Bertha!

Two Newtons, one thread...

Anybody else picture Admiral Benson fro Hot Shots? :lol:

"Don't tell me there wasn't a Newton, there were two! They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!"

http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/admiral-benson_186x205.jpg