mtnairlover
Sun Dec 9th, 2007, 04:21 PM
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go
ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
they took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow
and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
"Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."
anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go
ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
they took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow
and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
"Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."