My gift to you - My friends

[Devaclis]

My dear friends,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.


















http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e102/emilysdocuments/kotexslipper.jpg

[Bueller]

Xtra absorbant, don't wrap mine I'll wear 'em home. :yes:

[Nick_Ninja]

Can I check my oil with them?

[Sortarican]

I always wear a pair in case of gunshot wounds.
You know...around the mall...maybe to church.
(What?.....Too Soon?)

[Nick_Ninja]

I always wear a pair in case of gunshot wounds.
You know...around the mall...maybe to church.
(What?.....Too Soon?)


We all understand your 'gash-factor' issues.

[Devaclis]

It's never too soon.

Hold me.