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bulldog
Tue Aug 10th, 2004, 03:31 PM
This might be an old one, but what the hell............



An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
together in a small Tavern. The husband leans over and
asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex
together over fifty years a go?

We went behind this tavern where you leaned against
the fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there
again and we can do it for old time's sake.

"Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil, that sounds
like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He
thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's not any trouble."

So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down
and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around
and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about
forty minutes!

She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!"

He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.

This is the most athletic sex imaginable.

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed.

He thinks he's learned something about life that he
didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and
put their clothes back on. The policeman, still
watching thinks, "that was truly amazing - that old
man was going like a train-I've got to ask him what
his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was
something else. You had sex for about forty minutes.
How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic
life together. Is there some sort of secret?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electrified fence."

Kitty Kat
Tue Aug 10th, 2004, 05:53 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

panther
Tue Aug 10th, 2004, 06:43 PM
just dont piss on the electric fence :lol: