Kitty Kat
Tue Aug 10th, 2004, 05:11 PM
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took
place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno talked about it on
television.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on
stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said
he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their especially wanted
to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said
he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was
an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man
weeks earlier. The groom had hired a private detective to
tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most people would have cancelled the
wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's
parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church
bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family member and
friends......................................$32,0 00.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................................. .$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best
man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything
else there's MASTERCARD.
place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno talked about it on
television.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on
stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said
he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their especially wanted
to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said
he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was
an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man
weeks earlier. The groom had hired a private detective to
tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most people would have cancelled the
wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's
parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church
bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family member and
friends......................................$32,0 00.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................................. .$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best
man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything
else there's MASTERCARD.