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Kitty Kat
Tue Aug 10th, 2004, 05:11 PM
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took

place at Clemson University. It was in the local

newspaper and even Jay Leno talked about it on

television.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After

the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on

stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said

he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long

distances, to support them at their especially wanted

to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his

new father-in-law for providing such a lavish

reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said

he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from

him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,

including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He

said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to

open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was

an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man

weeks earlier. The groom had hired a private detective to

tail them. After just standing there, just watching

the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he

turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he

turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he

turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta

here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the

morning. While most people would have cancelled the

wedding immediately after finding out about the

affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if

nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's

parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and

reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and

best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and

family members. This guy has balls the size of church

bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard

"priceless" commercial out of this?



Elegant wedding reception for 300 family member and

friends......................................$32,0 00.



Wedding photographs commemorating the

occasion.......................................... $3,000.



Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in

Maui.............................................. .$8,500.



The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10

glossy of the bride humping the best

man..........Priceless.



There are some things money can't buy, for everything

else there's MASTERCARD.

King Nothing
Tue Aug 10th, 2004, 05:17 PM
holy crap! Awesome.

panther
Tue Aug 10th, 2004, 06:41 PM
that is soooo awesome :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stark
Tue Aug 10th, 2004, 07:18 PM
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

-R

Anonymous
Wed Aug 11th, 2004, 12:30 AM
Great story, but welcome to the last millenium! :D

adrock
Wed Aug 11th, 2004, 05:02 AM
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:30 am Post subject:

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Great story, but welcome to the last millenium!

McVaaahhh
Wed Aug 11th, 2004, 10:26 AM
That's awesome. :up:

sleekdevel
Sat Aug 14th, 2004, 04:23 PM
Sad, but awesome revenge for sure

Wayne Alden
Sat Aug 14th, 2004, 04:41 PM
Awesome! great revenge story.