Tink
Fri Aug 20th, 2004, 07:24 AM
SYSTEM UPGRADE
> Dear Technical Support:
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as EPL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
> And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
> What can I do?
> Signed,
> DESPERATE
> Reply:
> Dear Desperate:
> First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
works as de signed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
> But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
> Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
> Good Luck,
> TECHNICAL SUPPORT
> Dear Technical Support:
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as EPL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
> And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
> What can I do?
> Signed,
> DESPERATE
> Reply:
> Dear Desperate:
> First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
works as de signed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
> But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
> Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
> Good Luck,
> TECHNICAL SUPPORT