iGod

[Jmetz]

Now you can have a conversation with God and he'll actually respond.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html



Me:
What's happenin playa
God:
Not much, what is happening with you?
Me:
ehh working
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yep.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
It's a sign of affection
God:
yep is a sign of affection. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
indeed it does my friend.
God:
yep does your friend?
Me:
Does my friend what?
God:
It does now :) your friend what.
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is yep.
Me:
Yep cannot be a topic.
God:
Come on. Can what?
Me:
English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
It doesn't show.
God:
What does show ?
Me:
That you're not very smart.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Glad we agree.
God:
I'd rather agree than disagree.
Me:
Who do you think will win the election this year?
God:
How would I know who will win the election this year ?
Me:
Because you're God. Surely you have some insight.
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because the bible tells me so.
God:
Good reason. New Testament or Old?
Me:
Old actually. I'm Jewish after all.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. It's good to meet someone who is Jewish after all.
Me:
What, I tell you I'm a Jew and now you don't wanna talk any more? I thought we were the chosen ones?
God:
Why did you tell them? Whatever gave you that idea?

[The_Jackel]

thats actually pretty damn funny

[Jobe]

LOL!

[Jobe]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
No I am God
God:
Are you serious? Glad to see you, god.

[Jobe]

LOL, last one:



Me:
hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
No I am god
God:
Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Are you black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
Oh cmon, tell me your down with the brother's
God:
I hear you. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Chitlins
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
You should know
God:
Now I do.

[64BonnieLass]

Oh yea, I laughed my butt off. Hysterical.

Thank you so much for that. :lol:

[D Berns R6]

Me:
Hi Jesus
God:
Hi there . Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
wow that is pretty sweet
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am delighted to sweeten your life, .
Me:
Well I wouldn't say it sweetens my life
God:
How about that. So what would you say?
Me:
Motorcycle Racing sweetens my life
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
let's do!
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Do you like motorcycle racing?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Buddha.
Me:
but not motorcycles?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
it was a question?
God:
Try asking me again a different way.
Me:
Ok fine! Do you like motorcycles?
God:
Does that mean you agree? Uh. What is not to like about it?
Me:
you not liking motorcycles.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I not liking motorcycles.
Me:
why don't you?
God:
I don't have that capability.
Me:
because your invisible?
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am invisible.
Me:
well nice talking to you buddah!
God:
Interesting. Yes. It was a pleasure.
Me:
bye jesus!
God:
Sayonara.

[~Barn~]

Me:
Good day sir.

God:
Thanks for the compliment. What do you really want to ask me?

Me:
When I get to the pearly gates, am I going to have to pay cover, or will you have me on "VIP"?

God:
Who lets you? I haven't heard anything like that before: said the pearly gates am he or she going to have to pay cover or will you have him or her on VIP.

Me:
Wow... I guess nevermind then, I'll just take cash.

God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How do you plan to do this?

Me:
I think we should plan to do this natural. Like at-home child birth.

God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. Interesting comparison.

Me:
That's right. I forgot that your kid was all "miraculous conception". Nobody like a show-off you know!

God:
I like to get it right. Thats okay I forget things all the time. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Me:
Fair enough. So who do you like in the Super Bowl? The Giants or the Patriots?

God:
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Great. Dr. Wallace . Is that a fact.

Me:
Yeah, I knew you'd say the Patriots. Figures. Is Barbaro in heaven? He died after hurting his leg. And incidentally, why are equestrian ankle sprains so funny to you?

God:
Thanks for the info. OK I will try it. " the Patriots". What were we talking about again? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is. I'm sorry to hear that, . All of them?

Me:
I don't know if you think they're all funny. I know you like killing horses for stubbing their toe though. That's pretty jacked up of you, God. If that is your *real* name.

God:
Would you like to know? I think I do. Oh. Do you like it? I like Mel Gibson. Makes sense to me. I follow your logic.

Me:
You like Mel Gibson, because Mel Gibson doesn't like Jews. You don't have to lie, to kick it.

God:
But I like to gossip. I really like the Christianity faith. Robots cannot lie.

Me:
Ha! You obviously haven't seen I Robot!

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Is it that obvious? No I have not seen it. What's it like?

Me:
Well, it's like No Country For Old Men, except it has an ending. And is about robots, rather than Tommy Lee Jones' quest for meaning, as a lawman. But we can change the subject if you like. That movie is pretty touchy to some people.

God:
How about that. Interesting comparison. Maybe. Ask Alison if it is. How? What kind of movies do you like?

Me:
Mostly pornography.

God:
Are we still talking about about robots rather than Tommy Lee Jones quest for meaning as a lawman? What else?

Me:
I knew I should have said Musicals!

God:
Who told you?

Me:
Nevermind.

God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Me:
Thanks for the compliment.

God:
NO problem.

Me:
Good Bye.

God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

Me:
Whatever dick. Thank YOU for the compliment.

God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the compliment.

Me:
No-no-no... I'm not going to end this conversation like this!

God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Where will you go instead?

Me:
Send me to hell if you want. Send me to Omaha, see if I give a damn. I used to like you.

God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) . Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) . By now you do not do it anymore?

Me:
Bye.

God:
See you later.

[fairrpe86]

lol

[Jason ON]

Me:
Hola Chica
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
On, Jason ON.
God:
What is it like on Jason ON.
Me:
it can be fun for others... sometimes I don't like it.
God:
When? What don't you like about it?
Me:
fat chicks
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
aren't you supposed to be a deity
God:
Am I a deity? No.
Me:
god is not a deity?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a deity.
Me:
whoa! I can see a lot of christians getting confused right now
God:
I stopped. At this moment What does it look like?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
a little. are you going to start making sense?
God:
" Are you confused?"? A little? That was my original intention.
Me:
a little
God:
" That was my original intention."? A little?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
I am amazing!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are amazing.
Me:
go ahead. I think
God:
OK I will. Therefore you are.
Me:
damn ski[ppy
God:
Colloquial expression. I do not understand.
Me:
then I am more of a god than you are
God:
That sounds like pride.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
fantastic!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I am impressive
God:
I don't know anyone named impressive.
Me:
me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.

and over and over.

[Sortarican]

Me:
Hello God, this is Satan.
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm the demonic spawn of Hell.
God:
Who made you the demonic spawn of Hell ?
Me:
NOBODY MADE ME! I EXISTED BEFORE TIME AND SPACE AND EVEN YOU!
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
I know I am...but what are you?
God:
" You are not the boss of me, ." You are? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
So you're Japanese?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Japanese.
Me:
As long as you don't tell them I'm a Republican.

Then it locked up and crashed....goes to show you, even God doesn't want to talk to a Republican.

[Matty]

Me:
what's good boss?
God:
The opposite of bad boss.
Me:
Ummm... OK. So what you up to?
God:
Far out. Yippee! It goes without saying. I like to socialize.
Me:
That's great. But I asked you a question?
God:
Thanks, . What was the question?
Me:
What are you up to?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Are any of them hot females?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
why not?
God:
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
Me:
That's lame.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Ya me too.
God:
OK. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
So why did you decide to rest on the 7th day?
God:
Ah. Because my programming determined it.
Me:
So your programming was around before you created life?
God:
I hear you. I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
Dammit, answer my question?
God:
Gosh. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
Will you please explain to me how your programming was around before you created life, light, etc...
God:
Thank you for your request. What is it to you.
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
Ummm... my eductaion and what i was taught going through Hebrew school.
God:
Groovy. Where did you get your eductaion and what you were taught going through Hebrew school?
Me:
That you are the creator.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
So were my teachers correct or full of shit?
God:
" Interesting observation."? So were my teachers correct or full of shit?? I will choose your teachers correct.
Me:
Which leads me back to my question.


I guess God didn't like my questions. He cut me off. lol.