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Devaclis
Mon Aug 30th, 2004, 03:18 PM
10. He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in it.
She said: You wear briefs, don't you?

9. She said: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said: It's not my fault, I ran out of money.

8. He said: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you in the worst way.
She said: Well, you succeeded.

7. He said: Two inches more, and I would be king.
She said: Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

6. On a wall in ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere." Written

just below it: "I do not".

5. He said: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said: "That's a good idea . . . you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4. Priest. . . "I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late husband."
She said: "Who's gonna look?"

3. He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?"
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2. He said: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light on.

And the number 1 "He said . . . She said"

1. He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: I would, but you're never there.