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salsashark
Wed Sep 1st, 2004, 12:52 PM
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic! : Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary... basically the same thing


A BETTER BUY
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Bill Clinton's new book is out.
900 pages for $21.00 = $0.02 a page.

But there's a better buy... Charmin toilet paper!
800 sheets for $2.09 = $0.003 a sheet.

They're both good for the same thing.







If this has been posted before, well :321: I hadn't seen it :D

Anonymous
Wed Sep 1st, 2004, 12:56 PM
:lol:

Brizz
Wed Sep 1st, 2004, 01:01 PM
I wish i could read. :cry:

panther
Wed Sep 1st, 2004, 03:04 PM
I wish i could read. :cry:

you can read good enough to find :boobies: , thats all u really need ;) :lol: