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rforsythe
Wed Mar 26th, 2008, 10:07 PM
First... BERTHA: The Motion Picture!
http://videos.cosportbikeclub.org/newton-busts-his-ass_remix.wmv

And second, just to dredge up some painful memories for Barn...

http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/uploads/P1010229
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/uploads/P1010236.JPG
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/uploads/P1010237.JPG
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/uploads/P1010238.JPG
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/uploads/P1010240.JPG
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/uploads/P10102310.JPG
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/uploads/P1010240.JPG

McVaaahhh
Wed Mar 26th, 2008, 10:09 PM
:spit:

I remember those pictures.

Where the hell is Bertha anyway?

Canuck
Wed Mar 26th, 2008, 10:15 PM
Where the hell is Bertha anyway?


He's around. Doing his own thing mainly:|

Spiderman
Wed Mar 26th, 2008, 10:27 PM
Remember this one? Bertha practicing his race launch at the MRA school in 2004:

http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/misc/photoweek/20040405.jpg

Warren
Wed Mar 26th, 2008, 11:46 PM
Those were every bit as funny as I was led to believe!

Bueller
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 05:46 AM
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee291/rmsupermoto999/stuff/newtoncrash.gif

Aracheon
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 06:21 AM
^^^

That kinda looks like Second Creek.

Bueller
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 06:26 AM
There is a good reason for that.

Canuck
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 07:05 AM
^ :lol:

King Nothing
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 07:11 AM
Who?

Bertha
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 07:15 AM
Ahhh Barns R1... God that was funny!

Damn you guys gotta save everything?!?! :P

I'm still alive, but yeah doing own thing pretty much. Got a new job, gonna be moving soon, have been studying etc...

Gramps
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 07:47 AM
Those were the good old days.


Eh....progress.


:)

~Barn~
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:22 AM
:lol:
I have to admit, that was pretty funny.

MetaLord 9
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:26 AM
:lol: that was one of the more amusing, and scary, ways to start my workday! It was exactly as described, thanks Ralph...Apparently this is what comes of a burger & a free beer.

salsashark
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:33 AM
:lol:
I have to admit, that was pretty funny.

It's nice to know you finally came around to see the humor! :D

64BonnieLass
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:36 AM
This is why there isn't a Boy's of the CSC calander huh? :cry:

Pretty funny though! :)

~Barn~
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:39 AM
It's nice to know you finally came around to see the humor! :D

Well I still think Josh is a dork; I've just shifted my perspective of his humor. (In this instance, anyway).
:p

Aracheon
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:39 AM
There is a good reason for that.


:slap:

Canuck
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:41 AM
If there were a Boys of the CSC calender, I'd sport the Borat bikini suit on the front cover. :yes:

salsashark
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:45 AM
This is why there isn't a Boy's of the CSC calander huh? :cry:



Are you really sure you want that?!

rforsythe
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:46 AM
I had to dig for that stuff, but you'd be amazed at the collection of pics we have stored on this server. Let's just say we try not to actively delete things that get uploaded - drive space is cheap, and potential humor value is limitless. We have literally thousands of "historical documents" on here...

rforsythe
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:47 AM
If there were a Boys of the CSC calender, I'd sport the Borat bikini suit on the front cover. :yes:

:spit:

"You go buy calendar now or I be execute!"

Sully
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:47 AM
What happened to the albums we had on here ?

Devaclis
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:50 AM
I miss Bertha :(

His brother is a dick.

Sully
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:52 AM
He ran away because of you and your Kittah's

Kim-n-Dean
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 09:19 AM
Awww, did ya see Kona in the video...? I miss that little fucker!!

Dizzy D
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 09:51 AM
Josh - we miss having you around. I was hoping posting those pictures would get a post out of you!

I have to be honest, that was a CSC moment that made me laugh so hard I will never forget it. Those pictures will forever be ingrained in my brain.

Mel
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 01:14 PM
/sigh....I had just gotten those pics out of my head. Now they will be there for another few years, or until somethings far more horrid takes their place.

Bertha
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 01:57 PM
I was laughing my ASS off when I took those, I was just in tears!

Dev you're right my brother IS a dick!

Well my job is done here, some ppl will have bad dreams tonight mooohahaha!

King Nothing
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 04:12 PM
I hate Josh's brother, too!

Bertha
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 04:49 PM
Sammy likes hockey and mt. dew!

Bueller
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 05:25 PM
I hate Josh's brother, too!
Who doesn't?

Canuck
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 05:55 PM
Doug= TOOL in a Focus :p

King Nothing
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 06:05 PM
This thread is not about how AWESOME Josh's brother is. It's about how Josh is a freak. Let us never forget that.

salsashark
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 06:24 PM
Josh's brother's a douche!

*GSXR~SNAIL*
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 06:33 PM
:wtf:

So, why were you upset Barn?

:spit:

King Nothing
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 06:38 PM
Josh's brother's a douche!You say "douche" like it's a bad thing. :dunno:

rforsythe
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 06:50 PM
You say "douche" like it's a bad thing. :dunno:

I take it you have that not-so-fresh feeling?

salsashark
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 07:02 PM
You say "douche" like it's a bad thing. :dunno:

nope

King Nothing
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 07:33 PM
You know whats nice about this thread? Most of the posts are from old timers. FTW


Most noobs FTL

Canuck
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:31 PM
For you Dougie :devil1:

http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7290&stc=1&d=1206671449

Mel
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 08:33 PM
Damnit Canuck, don't encourage the douche brothers...seriously, maybe if we stay quiet, they will disappear again.
:321:

King Nothing
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 09:15 PM
Jason, I hate you even more now. Wanna trade? Katy for the Dub.

Canuck
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 09:17 PM
Wanna trade? Katy for the Dub.

:yes:

King Nothing
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 09:19 PM
Good. I brought her into my office and told her she had been traded. She was pissed at first but now she's livid. I'll give her some ruffies before I drop her off and pick up the .:R.

Wahooman
Thu Mar 27th, 2008, 10:46 PM
I remember watching that race with Josh and the "looping"....not a good thing. Also that video had my current race bike on it....Dion in the front row.
Josh...I do hope all is well, miss playin hockey with ya.

Doug....agreed...most replies are from the "old timers" :)

Nick_Ninja
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 12:05 AM
King Nada -------- the only rider I know that will downgrade from a Kawasaki to a Suzuki. What a foo. I know by your family tree where that shit comes from. :D

Hoopty
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 12:53 AM
Old timers FTL :321:

Bueller
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 06:05 AM
That's just mean!:siesta:


Awww, did ya see Kona in the video...? I miss that little fucker!!
You need a Shih-Tzu to step on your nutz, that'll straighten you out. :lol:

Spiderman
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 06:57 AM
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee291/rmsupermoto999/stuff/newtoncrash.gif
I was lookin for that one too... must've lost it when my hard drive crashed... thanks for posting it up! :up: :lol:

Suki
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 08:24 AM
uuugh, i remember that race, stupid bertha. bwahahaha!

salsashark
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 08:50 AM
http://jimmythesaint.com/banner/kn_bday.gif

Bertha
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 09:05 AM
In that picture... starting at the 4th frame, the chick in the background by the blue car is Jenny... You can see how she's like O_O then starts moving...

AHhh that sucked! Still have a scar from it

Kim-n-Dean
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 12:23 PM
You need a Shih-Tzu to step on your nutz, that'll straighten you out. :lol:They step on my nutz every time you're over here. If Kim answers the door, the littlest one runs straight for me on the couch and stands on the balls and gives me a big kiss!

Kim-n-Dean
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 12:24 PM
Old timers FTL :321:Coming from the 20 something year old who is more grey than all of us put together!

Big-J
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 12:32 PM
Coming from the 20 something year old who is more grey than all of us put together!


:lol:

Suki
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 02:43 PM
Coming from the 20 something year old who is more grey than all of us put together!

no no no you're thinking of Ashli, she is the 20 something year old. Dave is that old ass 30 something year old, dude is coming up on retirement soon. lol

Kim-n-Dean
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 03:25 PM
no no no you're thinking of Ashli, she is the 20 something year old. Dave is that old ass 30 something year old, dude is coming up on retirement soon. lolHe's not 30, yet...

Suki
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 04:18 PM
he's either GOING to be or just turned... i know he's alittle older than me.

King Nothing
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 04:20 PM
old people FTL

Hoopty
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 08:23 PM
Hoopty is 28 you assholes! :D

lovinCO
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 08:32 PM
Damn I thought that guy was older than that. :dunno:

rforsythe
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Hoopty is 28 you assholes! :D

Give or take 2 ... or 8 years.

Nick_Ninja
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 08:43 PM
Hoopty is at his wear-bars. :D

Suki
Fri Mar 28th, 2008, 10:02 PM
Hoopty is 28 you assholes! :D


oh shit, shhhhh.....


lmao!!!

Spiderman
Sat Mar 29th, 2008, 02:21 AM
Damn I thought that guy was older than that. :dunno:
Naw, he just looks older than that! :lol:

PiercedDuc
Wed Apr 2nd, 2008, 05:52 PM
Damn old schoolers thread...I remember hanging at brecks, talking to Ralph and Bertha about the R1's molestation :lol: Those were good times...

Dizzy D
Mon Apr 28th, 2008, 03:04 PM
Dana - This one is still the best!

Filo
Mon Apr 28th, 2008, 07:32 PM
I thought Hoopty was 47? He rides like he is 47.

Dysco
Mon Apr 28th, 2008, 08:32 PM
I got to see Bertha this weekend. Ruined my whole night. :D

Mother Goose
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 05:59 PM
BUMP! :lol:

King Nothing
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 06:10 PM
Dork. :lol:

Spiderman
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 06:11 PM
BUMP! :lol:

Why not, eh? I mean, it's been over a year, right? :lol:

Dub
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 06:17 PM
zombie lulz!! haha

Mother Goose
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 06:19 PM
Why not, eh? I mean, it's been over a year, right? :lol:
Right. Everyone else is doing it.

FZRguy
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 06:35 PM
From the ghost of Bertha. :lol:

Canuck
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 06:36 PM
Holy Shit! A post from Dave.

Spiderman
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 06:47 PM
:imwithstupid:

Right. Everyone else is doing it.
They is?

Mother Goose
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 06:59 PM
:imwithstupid:

They is?
http://cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13630 :shock:

Spiderman
Thu Aug 20th, 2009, 11:44 PM
Oh ya! :banghead: :lol: :up:

Keyser Soze
Fri Aug 21st, 2009, 05:52 AM
Old timers FTL :321:

HOLY SHIT!!! a post from..........Dave :lol:

Keyser Soze
Fri Aug 21st, 2009, 05:52 AM
Holy Shit! A post from Dave.

Why you gotta be bitin my rhymes?

Keyser Soze
Fri Aug 21st, 2009, 05:54 AM
zombie lulz!! haha

Jebus....a post from the other...Dave...

Devaclis
Fri Aug 21st, 2009, 07:21 AM
Meh. This post needs more pics of Bertha and a violated Yami.

Keyser Soze
Fri Aug 21st, 2009, 07:26 AM
Meh. This post needs more pics of Bertha and a violated Yami.

Way to ghey it up Dana :slappers:

Wyck
Fri Aug 21st, 2009, 02:34 PM
BAHAHHAHAHHAH good stuff :)

Dub
Sun Aug 23rd, 2009, 02:03 PM
Holy Shit! A post from Dave.
Why pink I ask you...WHY PINK?!?!?!

Damn you tosser!!

BTW, what's up roberto?

Bueller
Sun Aug 23rd, 2009, 02:19 PM
It needs more Dave

FZRguy
Sun Aug 23rd, 2009, 06:06 PM
...or cow bell.

DorJammer
Fri Aug 28th, 2009, 11:43 AM
As a newbie (FTL I guess) what that man is doing to that motorcycle is sick, twisted and perverted.

I gotta drink a beer with this guy

~Barn~
Fri Aug 28th, 2009, 12:05 PM
Way to ghey it up Dana :slappers:
:spit:

DevilsTonic
Fri Aug 28th, 2009, 12:29 PM
:spit:

Mental
Fri Aug 28th, 2009, 04:21 PM
This is why there isn't a Boy's of the CSC calander huh? :cry:

Pretty funny though! :)

I dare you (yes I know its a old post, I just re-read it)