Nick_Ninja
Sun Mar 30th, 2008, 10:50 AM
We were dressed and ready to go out to a party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived, and we opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't
want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the
bird.
My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the
night, so she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say good-by to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
said, as we drove away. "That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her
fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car. :D
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived, and we opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't
want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the
bird.
My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the
night, so she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say good-by to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
said, as we drove away. "That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her
fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car. :D