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fullgrownbear
Fri Apr 4th, 2008, 10:40 AM
Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars a day Every day Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills and drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".
Jose says , ... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads , "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

~Barn~
Fri Apr 4th, 2008, 10:44 AM
:spit:

Ingenuity, FTW!

Matty
Fri Apr 4th, 2008, 11:58 AM
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.........

Mr_RC
Fri Apr 4th, 2008, 12:32 PM
everybody know all panhandlers are white