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CYCLE_MONKEY
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 11:09 AM
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.
In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Anonymous
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 11:14 AM
Holy Jokes Forum, Batman! :shock:

Keyser Soze
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 11:14 AM
Kinda like this one?

http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=10789

:lol:

CYCLE_MONKEY
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 01:31 PM
Oops, sorry fo the double-post, but I've been out of state without 'Net access since Friday and didn't see it.

CYCLE_MONKEY
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 01:31 PM
Oops, sorry fo the double-post, but I've been out of state without 'Net access since Friday and didn't see it.

:D

Project Sh*tbox
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 01:57 PM
You can say that again.

Project Sh*tbox
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 01:57 PM
You can say that again.

Felicia
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 03:25 PM
Damn copy cat :D

Felicia
Thu Sep 9th, 2004, 03:26 PM
Damn copy cat :D