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JustSomeDude
Tue May 6th, 2008, 01:57 AM
Perhaps he should take off his panties and ride his damned bike. (For those of you who don't know my humor - this is 100% sarcasm). Check this shit out...


Jorge Lorenzo is more seriously hurt than first thought

The Spanish MotoGP rider had a spectacular fall in practice in Shanghai. The injuries suffered to MotoGP rider Jorge Lorenzo’s ankles are now reported to be worse than previous thought.

The Spaniard suffered a spectacular fall in practice ahead of the China Grand Priz in Shangai, and took part in the race, coming fourth, despite hardly being able to move.

But the opinion of Xavier Mir, in the Dexeus Clinic in Barcelona is that there has been a fracture in the right ankle and broken ligament in the left. The rider is to undergo exploratory surgery on Monday to evaluate the extent of both injuries, but it has already been established that the right ankle is far more seriously damaged than thought after the first diagnosis in China.

Lorenzo is second un the MotoGP race, seven points from Dani Pedrosa. It’s his first year in the top category and he has started with three pole positions and a win so far.http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_16358.shtml

Great performance considering the pain you must've been suffering, Jorge. Hats off and heal quick!

In the meantime, maybe he could lend his healthy ligament to John Hopkins and the Kawasaki team.

:dunno:

Filo
Tue May 6th, 2008, 06:33 AM
In the meantime, maybe he could lend his healthy ligament to John Hopkins and the Kawasaki team.


That isn't going to work. Hopkins is hamstrung by riding an inferior bike. The bike isn't his Achilles heel. So getting an ankle ligament isn't going to help. Hopkins needs a thigh tendon to get over the fact he is riding a rolling turd.

Matty
Tue May 6th, 2008, 09:57 AM
That isn't going to work. Hopkins is hamstrung by riding an inferior bike. The bike isn't his Achilles heel. So getting an ankle ligament isn't going to help. Hopkins needs a thigh tendon to get over the fact he is riding a rolling turd.
Hahahahahhaha.....

And now let's wait for DK's response.

Sortarican
Tue May 6th, 2008, 10:01 AM
Hey, Pedrosa rode with a broken pinky finger once.
(Think it was caused my a highside or tea drinking injury, not sure which.)

t_jolt
Tue May 6th, 2008, 12:41 PM
In the meantime, maybe he could lend his healthy ligament to John Hopkins and the Kawasaki team.


Dont get me started on hopkins this year.... :banghead:

Dysco
Tue May 6th, 2008, 05:05 PM
That highside was NUTS! Rossi's reaction was iinteresting...

FZRguy
Tue May 6th, 2008, 09:46 PM
always bad...