Doctors vs. Gun Owners

[TFOGGuys]

Doctors vs Gunowners


Doctors


(A) The number of physicians in the US. is



700,000.



(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians



per year are



120,000.



(C) Accidental deaths per physician



is



0.171.



Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of



Health Human Services.



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Now think about this:



Guns



(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.



is



80,000,000.



(Yes, that's 80 million)



(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups,



is



1,500.



(C) The number of accidental deaths



per gun owner



is



.000188.



Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately


9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.



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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT



ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



Please alert your friends



to this



alarming threat.



We must ban doctors



before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!



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Out of concern for the public at large,



I withheld the statistics on



lawyers



for fear the shock would cause


people to panic and seek medical attention!

[Sortarican]

Now I have to wait 3 days to get a new doctor and then register him?:banghead:

[tripledigits]

Numbers don't lie - shoot a doctor.....

[Centrios]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Deep Breath BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Matty]

then again.... i've never seen a gun perform a life saving operation!!!

yes, i know it was a joke!!!!

[Raptor]

then again.... i've never seen a gun perform a life saving operation!!!

yes, i know it was a joke!!!!

You sure?? Think about that for a second. Well, how about a gun owner anyways...

An' I know you know it was a joke. :D

[Matty]

You sure?? Think about that for a second. Well, how about a gun owner anyways...

An' I know you know it was a joke. :D
yes, sometimes guns have saved in life threating situations. Not in life threatning operations.

LOL.... it's all good, just not a big fan of guns.

[jimwallace]

i love my guns.... my doctor costs way too much.

[Devaclis]

Do doctors kill people on purpose like SOME gun owners do? Change it from ACCIDENTAL to INVOLVING :)

BTW: I am not anti-gun. Just spinning this as did the origional author :)

[TFOGGuys]

Now I have to wait 3 days to get a new doctor and then register him?:banghead:

Holy crap.... you can get a doctor in 3 days? I have to make appointments weeks in advance....

[dragos13]

I also love my guns, much more then my doctors. Now just waiting on my phone call to go pick up my CWP :)

Thanks Jim, for spreading the gun support!!!

[Matty]

I also love my guns, much more then my doctors.

the question is would you be saying the same thing if for say during one of your races you god-for-bid high-sided really badly and needed immediate doctors attention???

[PhL0aTeR]

then again.... i've never seen a gun perform a life saving operation!!!

yes, i know it was a joke!!!!

i have.... except it was my own life it was saving.... ;)

[MetaLord 9]

Does this mean my HMO is a malitia?

[siriuschris]

Do doctors kill people on purpose like SOME gun owners do? Change it from ACCIDENTAL to INVOLVING :)

BTW: I am not anti-gun. Just spinning this as did the origional author :)

+1

Accidental gun related deaths are one thing, murders are another.
I seriously doubt the majority of gun related deaths in this country are accidental.

[Raptor]

+1

Accidental gun related deaths are one thing, murders are another.
I seriously doubt the majority of gun related deaths in this country are accidental.

In light of that thought... If doctors are doing that good by accident, just think if they actually put some effort into it! :shock:

[jimwallace]

I also love my guns, much more then my doctors. Now just waiting on my phone call to go pick up my CWP :)

Thanks Jim, for spreading the gun support!!!


heck yeah dude. i love my guns...i aint no sign totin hippie lover. im a country boy. besides doctors never did crap for me....heck they havent even done much for my kids.......hell they were barely even there when the kids were born but that was 20k a pop. whats that all about. at least i get my moneys worth out of a gun. 500 bucks and it lasts a lifetime........and then when boys start showing up for my daughter:sniper:......besides if i didnt have my guns how would i get the bunnies...mmmmmm tasty

[dragos13]

the question is would you be saying the same thing if for say during one of your races you god-for-bid high-sided really badly and needed immediate doctors attention???

loving my guns more then my doctors in no way means I dont respect and need them still. just love the guns more. cheaper, more realiable, and much more fun when using!!!

[siriuschris]

In light of that thought... If doctors are doing that good by accident, just think if they actually put some effort into it! :shock:

ummmmmmm.....

Damned good (yet very scary) point!

[Sniper]

Holy crap.... you can get a doctor in 3 days? I have to make appointments weeks in advance....


Get a crappier doctor!!! ?

[Shea]

Get a crappier doctor!!! ?

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