Devaclis
Fri Sep 17th, 2004, 05:10 PM
A Grandfather and Grandson went hunting together for the first time.
The Grandfather said, "Stay here and be very QUIET.
I'll be across the field."
Several minutes later, the Grandfather heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back
to his Grandson.
"What's wrong?" the grandfather asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The grandson answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet..I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck...
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my
shoulder...
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me...
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat... I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching...
But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well, I guess I just panicked!"
The Grandfather said, "Stay here and be very QUIET.
I'll be across the field."
Several minutes later, the Grandfather heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back
to his Grandson.
"What's wrong?" the grandfather asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The grandson answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet..I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck...
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my
shoulder...
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me...
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat... I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching...
But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well, I guess I just panicked!"