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Dr. Joe Siphek
Mon Sep 27th, 2004, 09:41 AM
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
> went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
> grandmother and comfort her.
>
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
> "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
>
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
> old having sex would surely be asking for trouble "Oh no, my dear,"
> replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we
> figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
> start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
> Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if
> the ice cream truck hadn't come along,"

1000RR
Mon Sep 27th, 2004, 10:02 AM
It would be funny except for the disturbing visual.

snatfinder
Mon Sep 27th, 2004, 11:24 AM
grilled cheese sandwich

Fly boy
Mon Sep 27th, 2004, 05:35 PM
no grilled cheese!!! I still like it!

panther
Tue Sep 28th, 2004, 04:29 PM
now that is just not right :puke:

Project Sh*tbox
Wed Sep 29th, 2004, 11:30 AM
:puke: