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Dr. Joe Siphek
Wed Sep 29th, 2004, 09:13 AM
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
> Rome. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why
> would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of
> Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
>
> "We're taking Air Italy," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
>
> "Air Italy?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their
> planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.
So, where are you staying in Rome?"
>
> "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called
> Teste."
>
> "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
> something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel
> in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're
> overpriced.
So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"
>
> "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
>
> "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people
> trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
>
> A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked
> her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not
> only were we on time in one of Air Italy's brand new planes, but it was
> overbooked and they upgraded us to first class. The food and wine were
> wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand
> and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million
> remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They,
> too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite
> at no extra charge!"
>
> "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know
> you didn't get to see the Pope."
>
> "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
> Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet
> some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private
> room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five
> minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt
> down and he spoke a few words to me."
>
> "Oh, really! What'd he say?"
>
> He said, "Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?"

Anonymous
Wed Sep 29th, 2004, 09:53 AM
:lol: :up: 8)

panther
Wed Sep 29th, 2004, 05:30 PM
not to bad, :P