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Pachuco
Wed Sep 29th, 2004, 07:13 PM
Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
"Sid,"asked Al, "Are there any Jewish people in Mexico?"
Sid replied, "I don't know, why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any MexicanJews?"
"I don't know Senor, let me ask,"
the waiter replied,and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said,
"No Senor,No Mexican Jews"
"Are you sure?" Al asked.
I will check again, Senor."
The waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered every where."
When the waiter returned he said, "Senor, No Mexican Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.
"I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."

"Senor, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews,Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"